TOP TEN REVELATIONS ABOUT MULDER ON THE SURVEILLANCE TAPE FROM "REDUX"

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by CANCER FAN
10) Only answers messages from Scully and 1-900-GIRLS.
9) Drinks milk out of the carton.
8) Hides a stash of Double Stuff Oreos under his couch.
7) Has an extensive library of episodes of HIGHLANDER.
6) Collects posters of Tea Leoni.
5) Almost has his rubix cube solved.
4) Likes to walk around in drag, lip-synching the ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW soundtrack.
3) Regrets not getting his doctorate in literature.
2) Plays a mean game of solitaire on his computer.
And number one…
Has never seen SOUTH PARK.


"I'm just a SWEET TRANSVESTITE..."





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