OFF THE RECORD
Quotes by people you know and people you're glad you don't.
Quotes from Friends: You know 'em, you love 'em, hecks, you might BE one of 'em!

Quotes from TV: Great one-liners from the boob tube.

Quotes from Movies:
They may make you laugh, they may make you think, but if they're really good, they'll make you do both.

Quotes from Books:
Things that make you go hmmmmmm......

Quotes from Songs:
Song lyrics--how depressing.... but misery loves company!
Take, take me home...