The site with links to totally useless sites you
will probably NEVER need.
Plus funny WAVs and Pictures.

WARNING: This site has been proven to cause insanity in laboratory chimps. Nursing mothers should not take internally. Allow 6 to 8 years to arrive. If an oily or bloody discharge is noticed, discontinue use immediately and swab eyes with gasoline then light. Tell your doctor if you have kidney or liver problems and how to practice medicine. Void if inhibited. All rights reversed.
 

Hello, I'm Canny Giraffe
And I'm Fire Horse
We are aliens that have been sent to Earth to save humanity
We have the secrets to cure all diseases, eternal life, limitless power using cold fusion
And alot more!
But you all pissed us off with your incessant bickering, wars and greed

So we decided to make this goofy web page instead, just to get even
Enjoy! it's all you get!

Links

And we will too!!! MUAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sounds

Damn! | Oh Hal | C'mon Hal  | Hacking? | Mail Call | Lose Sumpin?

Merryman :) | Oooo Pretty! | Have a nice day! | Joy!!! | Computer Gods

Sacrilicious! | AHHH! | Spelling :) | Apes?!? | Success! | Sucks and Blows

Threatening Me? | Good Vibes | Warp 8 | White Women | Woo Hoo! | Getting Better?

Quick! Call 911!!! | Aw Crap! | Nice Beaver :) | Happy Donald | Concentration

Unhappy Donald | Dorkulating | Drugs? | F-em :) | Like Puters? | More drugs

Monkey Business | More Monkeys | MSN1 | MSN2 | Unhappy Porky

Houston! | Yet More Druggies | Oh Ronnie :) | Get Your Iron :)

Wang | What about weiners? | Oh Worf!!! :)

Find more sounds at these sites ...
Clay's Sound Emporium
Wav Junky's Smallest Wav Library
Pocket Internet Sounds

Other Links

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