My Tribute To National Whiner's Day (Dec. 26, 1995)
Sorry, I had to delete this magnificent prose. Too many people choked on it.
Alleviating my megacommute-induced sleep deficiency
I am neither a charismatic nor a fanatic, but I am a
Christian first and a fundamentalist second.
And despite being an ultra-conservative, extreme right-wing,
fundamentalist Christian, I'm still fairly non-judgmental and
really a nice guy once I overcome my shyness.