McDonalds: Exposed
"We're Investigating America's #1 Killer For You!"
 
Latest News Beware of McDonalds
Nooo, Noooooo! Don't eat it!
Read about McGwire's latest ad campaign involving McDonalds, finally creating the perfect union between good and evil. Message to Mark: Beef up on androsteindione all you want, just stay away from the evil hamburgers! Let's all just pray he didn't eat that Big Mac.
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This is simply proof of something we already knew. McCholesterol, McCancer, and McCardiac Disease take many lives each year. Take the advice of the sign and stop Ronald before he really does kill again.
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Character Profiles
 
• Ronald McDonald - the man in charge
• Grimace - loveable friend, or fat pile of goo?
• Hamburglar - a convict for all ages!
• Birdie - McDonald's answer to the feminist movement
• Iam Hungry - the newest member to the clan brings a storied past
• The Happy Guys - Spokescritters of the world famous Happy Meal
 
Top 10 Lists
 
• Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad McDonald's - March 3, 1998 
• Top Ten Rejected McDonald's Slogans - October 2, 1997
• Top Ten McDonald's Excuses for the Condom in a Big Mac - August 22, 1997
• Top Ten Other Failed McDonald's Promotions - June 4, 1997 
• Top Ten Signs McDonald's Is in Financial Trouble - February 28, 1997
• Top Ten New McDonald's Menu Items for Adults - May 15, 1996
• Top Ten Rejected McDonald's Slogans - February 27, 1995 
 
 
McCommunism?
 
  We here at McDonald's Exposed we think that what we're up against is more than just some lousy fast food joint.  Read on if you dare.....
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