|Let's face it: has there really ever been a worse marketing strategy than Hamburglar? I don't think so. How can a restaurant (I use this word loosely) that sells hamburgers promote a character that steals and robs hamburgers! That's ludicrous! Is this the message that McDonald's wishes to send to the youth of our countries? Our hamburgers are so good, they're worth stealing! McDonald's is clearly aiming to raise up a legion of kleptomaniacs.
What really makes this situation even more sad is that Hamburglar is dressed up in prison pinstripes. Whatever this means, it doesn't look very good. Here are the scenarios: