Top Ten Rejected McDonald's Slogans
Top Ten List for February 27, 1995 on Late Show with David Letterman

10. Food, folks, and triple by-passes
9. Maximum taste -- minimum wage
8. Somewhat safer than smoking
7. Ronald McDonald touches most of the meat patties
6. Ask about our new McHookers
5. As mentioned by Kato Kaelin
4. Give us a week and we'll double your weight
3. We hear that Dave Thomas guy from Wendy's dresses up like a woman
2. Over 90 billion served -- to Clinton alone!
1. McSucks!

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