Artist Sue Ellen Brown of Dallas TX has painted the official SOCKS THE CAT FAN CLUB portrait of Socks, complete with a bowl of cream, caviar puff pastries, two shrimp, and a Presidential Seal collar.
     The 16"x12" portraits are individually-numbered, full color on hard stock, and signed by the artist.  Of the limited edition of 400, only a few remain.  SOCKS FAN CLUB is proud to offer these portraits for $20.00 each, postage included.
     In 1993, artist Brown presented Chelsea with Portraits #1 and received a nice thank-you note from President Clinton.
 
 

     In case you wondered, Kimbertal Kennels in Kimberton PA publishes two funny websites under the above titles.
     If you can use the Web, visit
          http://www.kimbertal.com/men.html
     and
          http://www.kimbertal.com/women.html

The rule for today Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow.                You never feed me.                Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.                That will sure show you.                               You must scratch me there!                               Yes, above my tail!                               Behold, elevator butt.  In deep sleep hear sound cat vomit hairball somewhere will find in morning.                Grace personified.                I leap into the window.                I meant to do that.                                              Blur of motion, then --                                              silence, me, a paper bag.                                              What is so funny? The mighty hunter Returns with gifts of plump birds -- your foot just squashed one.                You're always typing.                Well, let's see you ignore my                sitting on your hands.                                              My small cardboard box.                                              You cannot see me if I                                              can just hide my head.

Terrible battle. I fought for hours. Come and see! What's a 'term paper'?                Small brave carnivores                Kill pine cones and mosquitoes                Fear vacuum cleaner                                              Wanna go outside.                                              Oh, rats! Help! I got outside!                                              Let me back inside! I want to be close to you. Can I fit my head inside your armpit?                Oh no! Big One                has been trapped by newspaper!                Cat to the rescue! Humans are so strange. Mine lies still in bed, then screams My claws are not that sharp.                The Big Ones snore now               Every room is dark and cold                Time for "Glass Hockey"                                              Cats meow out of angst                                              "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!                                              We could break so much!"