You say you might like to know,
What kind of girl that I'll take home
ANY OLD HOG IN A LOADING ZONE
HE'LL GO HOME WITH ANYONE

I like a girl with long blond hair,
Sexy eyes, and a sultry stare
AND A BIG FAT ASS HANGS DOWN TO THERE
HE'LL GO HOME WITH ANYONE

Now if she's crippled!
ANYONE!
Her waist line's tripled!
ANYONE!
She's been de-nippled!
ANYONE!

DE-NIPPLED?

Yes, de-nippled. The other day the found 500 Indian women with fully developed breasts, and no nipples. They're calling them the Indian-Nippless 500.
GROAN!

I like a girl who's nice and smart,
Kind and wise, with a great big heart
WEARS PERFUME MADE OUT OF MONKEY FARTS
HE'LL GO HOME WITH ANYONE

I like a girl with long thin legs,
When it comes to sex she always begs
AND SHE'S GOT FEATHERS AND SHE LAYS EGGS
HE'LL GO HOME WITH ANYONE!

Now if she's DEAD!
ANYONE!
His name is Fred!
ANYONE!
Gives toothy head!
ANYONE!

TOOTHY HEAD?

Yes, toothy head. Every time I see the girls he goes home with, I feel like I have to go TO-THE-HEAD!
GROAN!

NOW I SAW HIM DANCING LATE LAST NIGHT
WITH A ONE ARMED GIRL WITH AN OVERBITE
BUT HER WHEELCHAIR WAS SHINING BRIGHT
HE'LL GO HOME WITH ANYONE

HE'LL GO HOME....WITH......A....NYYY......OOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEE.

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