Some Boeing employees stole a life raft from one of the 747s on the production line. When they took it for a float on the Stilliguamish river, they were surprised by a Coast Guard helicopter homing in on the emergency locator that is activated when the raft is inflated.

They no longer work at Boeing.

A young couple buys a new Jeep Cherokee for Christmas and drives it to visit relatives in Michigan. The guys decide to go duck hunting. So they load up the Cherokee with decoys, food, beer, guns, warm clothes, etc. and head off for the lake. The lake is frozen solid, so they drive out on to the ice and prepare to use stick of dynamite to break a hole in the ice for the decoys. One guy lights the fuse and throws the dynamite out onto the ice.

Their well-trained Labrador Retriever dashes out onto the ice and, just as he's always done before, picks up the "stick" in his mouth and runs back to the group of guys. They start yelling at the dog but, as he's played fetch so many times before, he just keeps bringing the stick back to his master.

One of the them thinks fast and loads a shotgun, and shoots the dog. The bird shot doesn't hurt the dog much but he's confused. The guy shoots the dog again. The dog gets scared and runs, dynamite in his mouth, under the Cherokee. BOOM!

The Cherokee is now at the bottom of the lake. The insurance company won't pay up because it was destroyed due to an illegal use of explosives. The first payment of $475 was due December 15. Only 59 more to go...

A flasher walked into an A&P supermarket wearing an overcoat with nothing on underneath. After walking around the store for a while, he picked up a can of creamed corn and headed for the checkout. When reached the register, he put down the can of corn and ripped open his overcoat, laying his penis in the counter. Startled people in line gasped and screamed, but the alert cashier took the can of corn and slammed it down hard on the flasher's member - almost instantly, he passed out from the pain. Shortly afterward, while the police were taking him away, one of them remarked "Next time he should buy a loaf of bread".

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