SPIDER'S TOP TEN SELECTIONS FOR THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT 10 - Susan Thomases - Not only could she cover up for the Clintons, she could pardon them.
9 - Candy Gingrich - That way we could still have a First Lady.
8 - Barbara Streisand - Just imagine the laughs at the press conferences.
7 - Helen Chenoweth - She could end the Freemen standoff by inviting them all to the inauguration.
6 - Mary Jo Kopechne - Oops, sorry Teddy.
5 - Heidi Fleiss - With her little black book she could probably end gridlock in congress.
4 - Tanya Metaska - She's the only broad tough enough to kick Janet Reno's ass.
3 - Tipper Gore - "First Husband" is the only job more useless than the one Al has now.
2 - Bay Buchannon - That's the only way Pat will ever be invited to the White House.
1 - Hillary Clinton - Hell, go ahead and make it official.
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