SPIDER'S TOP TEN REASONS WHY BILL CLINTON WENT FROM LAUGHING TO CRYING WHEN HE SAW THE CAMERA AFTER RON BROWN'S FUNERAL 10 - He was afraid that a close-up would reveal the pubic hair in his teeth.
SPIDER'S TOP TEN REASONS WHY BILL CLINTON WENT FROM LAUGHING
TO CRYING WHEN HE SAW THE CAMERA AFTER RON BROWN'S FUNERAL
10 - He was afraid that a close-up would reveal the pubic hair in
his teeth.
9 - He was just practicing for the next Whitewater hearing.
8 - He just realized he'd gone more than 3 hours without a Big Mac.
7 - He saw on the monitor that he'd missed the Bud Light Women's Bikini Beach Volleyball League game on ESPN.
6 - His aide informed him that Demi Moore tried to attend the service, but the ushers wouldn't let her in.
5 - He stepped on an ant, and it saddened him.
4 - He saw Hillary waiting for him in the limo, and boy did she look pissed.
3 - He finally remembered who Ron Brown was.
2 - He was practicing for his upcoming part on Roseanne (the one where the White Trash travels across the country to pay homage to some fat assed actress).
1 - The Prozak wore off.
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