SPIDER'S TOP 10 REASONS TO HATE THE FRENCH 10) Based upon historical precedent, Max Schmelling would have kicked Jacques Louis's ass every time he faced him.
SPIDER'S TOP 10 REASONS TO HATE THE FRENCH
10) Based upon historical precedent, Max Schmelling would have kicked Jacques
Louis's ass every time he faced him.
9) The Pougeaux....er....The Pigeot....er...The Peugot....er...The..the crappy little $#!%box car that looks like it was designed by a third grader. Yeah, that one.
8) The French accept the credit for inventing oral sex, but considering their bathing habits, it's a certainty it wasn't them who thought of it.
7) They got the North Vietnamese really good and pissed off before they left.
6) They invented the silliest language known to man just so they could criticize foriegners who can't speak it correctly.
5) They can't even make money on Disneyland.
4) They spend so much time and effort on wine that they never learned how to brew a decent beer.
3) They made a demigod out of Jerry Lewis just to annoy the rest of the world.
2) Their soccer thugs routinely get the crap kicked out of them by the soccer thugs from other nations.
1) They invented the mime, which proves that they can be frightfully silly even without talking.
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