SPIDER'S TOP 10 REASONS FOR THE WHITE HOUSE REQUESTING CONFIDENTIAL FBI BACKGROUND FILES 10) They needed the addresses to update their Christmas card list.
SPIDER'S TOP 10 REASONS FOR THE WHITE HOUSE REQUESTING
CONFIDENTIAL FBI BACKGROUND FILES
10) They needed the addresses to update their Christmas card list.
9) There were 6 towels missing from the executive bathroom.
8) It really was a snafu - the FBI was supposed to give the White House Vince Foster's file and kill 400 Republicans.
7) Bill thought it was a perfectly legitimate way for law enforcement to stay busy on the days they weren't out getting him girls.
6) They were conducting much needed research to help them resolve that "boxers vs briefs" question.
5) Bill wanted to find out who's wives were "good to go" if he invited them over for a few drinks.
4) Being new in town, Hillary wanted some really good gossip material.
3) They wanted to find out if anyone in Washington DC was sleazier than the Clintons.
2) They were trying to find out who wrote Primary Colors.
1) They needed something to hide the Whitewater documents under.
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