SPIDER'S TOP TEN MEDICAL SECRETS OF THE WHITE HOUSE 10 - Bill had plastic surgery to repair nasal damage from excessive cocaine use.
SPIDER'S TOP TEN MEDICAL SECRETS OF THE WHITE HOUSE
10 - Bill had plastic surgery to repair nasal damage from excessive
cocaine use.
9 - Janet Reno had a sex change operation. To what we're not sure.
8 - Before he became a studly governor, Bill suffered from chronic tennis elbow, even though he never actually played tennis.
7 - Chelsea Clinton is really Hillary Clinton and Richard Nixon's love child.
6 - Bill has contracted venereal disease so many times he's permanently addicted to penicillin.
5 - Hillary's testicles are undersized for a man of 50.
4 - Bill suffered irrepairable brain damage when a lamp "fell" on him.
3 - George Stephanopolis and Mike McCurry just turned 15.
2 - In May 1993, Bill was just one Big Mac away from reaching critical mass and taking out the entire east coast.
1 - Bill has a "brain cloud".
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