SPIDER'S TOP TEN DEMOCRATIC FUNDRAISING STRATEGIES FOR THE YEAR 2000 10 - Have your picture taken with a cardboard likeness of Al Gore - $1000. Have your picture taken with Al Gore in person - same price.
SPIDER'S TOP TEN DEMOCRATIC FUNDRAISING STRATEGIES FOR THE YEAR 2000
10 - Have your picture taken with a cardboard likeness of Al Gore -
$1000. Have your picture taken with Al Gore in person - same price.
9 - The Hillary Toss - Bill sits in a carnival dunking booth on the Whitehouse lawn, and for $1000 you can throw an ashtray at him.
8 - Pat Robert Reich on the head for good luck - $500.
7 - Buy a copy of Hillary's new book, "The Cat In The Hat" - $2000.
6 - Spend 10 minutes in a darkened room with Jocelyn Elders - $2000.
5 - Go out for a night on the town with Teddy Kennedy - $5 and you pick up his bar tab.
4 - Buy a tape of Bill playing with David Letterman's All Star Band - $1000. Buy a tape of Bill playing with Gennifer Flowers - $2000.
3 - Call a 1-900 number and get cattle futures trading tips from Hillary - $100 per minute.
2 - Guess Janet Reno's gender - $500 per guess.
1 - Corporate sponsorship - now it's the Prudential/Wang Whitehouse - $500,000.
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