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    Greetings!  We bid thee happened upon ye website of C2 Research, Inc., ye primary research group currently observing what some may reckon as CAPTAIN CAPTAIN (c2), ye rock band from st. louis, misouri, u.s.a.      
     We bid that careful examination (not ANALysis) of ye contents herein may imply otherwise, that c2 is not ye rock band at all.      
     Ultimately, we bid to know not what of c2 either, but rather that much assistance be needed, and freedom be had, to add to ye few conjectures thereof gleaned from what extant loric remnants of antiquity priveledge us thus far.
     However, frightful certainty is had such that lest thee feign schism of ye Thing, thine schism will hitherto but incise thee from our IT, shirking ye centripetal ontologos, begging ye question of Each. 
     Woe be to any such vicious automata wielding fictive crystal ball for our solace!  To dare to want to know What breaks ye Stone! 
     Just as thine fictive and sweet rites hath landed ye on our site, thine lurkingest errance will deem thine noblest plight!
Shall we now
embark, or never but know the dark!    
Not until ye sedentary agrarian mold descended did thine Stately noose bear ye ponderous silence.
Ye only philosophical question, indeed:
Twas already in ye heart? (Left) Ye usual coolguy scenario (i.e. St. Louis' amusing Galaxy bouncer-closetqueernazis).
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