Hey. This is my webpage. It is so spiffy. I am so spiffy. Spiffy peanut butter is spiffy. Well, now that we have that out of our system...
Well first of all, I would like to thank Jesus (as his non-biblical self) because, hey, it's Jesus. A shout out to our sponsors, Tampax - keep tight, if you know what I mean. Lipton Tea for providing Jesus with quality tea that soothes the soul. Hanes for all those years of support, not to be confused with Heinz, a quality product all on its own but not crotch compatible. And last but not least, my parents and the use of a faulty condom.

I look so surprised! It's like "Ooops, I farted again!" So I guess this is the part where I describe me. Well, if you would like to keep up to date on the adventures of a Moocher, proceed to my journal. Quite a amusment. Ha. If you don't feel like going there, then here is a short little quiz all about ME!!!!
Name: AND HOW! You should all know this by now, but ok here it is. Memphis.
Age: The ripe ol' age of 17.
Sex: My virgin eyes!!!!
Preferred gender: Female! (sorry men, I'm off the market.)
Current infatuation: Well, that's for me to know.
Siblings: You mean those short people that run around?
Current height: 5'9"
Offspring: Um. Yes?! No.
Webpage: Apparently.
Likes: Girls, myself, Juicy Fruit, backs, turtles, my cow, crossdressing, boobies!!!, er, my penis.

This is the time when my good ol' buddies walked in and my finger was so surprised it just kinda clicked by itself.

Hockey! Yayyy Hockey! Woot.

Bounce mother fucker, bounce!
Memphis
Feel free to e-mail me.