Dave is a player with potential, if the power in his right foot can be controlled he has the making of a good 5 a-side player. After an iffy season Dave ended his season on a high as he was outstanding in the return leg of the glasugate cup final and deserves his place in the team.
With more games and a higher level of fitness we could well see a different player soon. Also willing to sleep with anything remotely female.
Chewy is a hard tackling midfield man and his bantering on the pitch is only second to Craig Bellamy. Has been away playing in america and his return will be a much needed boost to the team as he is the ''Roy Keane'' of CFC.
Now experienced playing abroad we could be about too see a very different player indeed.
Without doubt the fittest player on the team. You would expect this as our Gaz is a marine and his constant running and hard tackles in a game are essential. He scoring record is also very good, a game rarely goes by without notching up a goal.
Without Gaz CFC do look a little weeker. Gaz is currently away with the marines and to our dissapointment wont be playing for us for a long time.
The part time midfield man is almost the perfect 5 a-side player. He has skill strength and stamina. His is a fiery player by nature due to his Italian heritage. He hails from the little known town of Naples, where it was common knowledge he had slept his way threw the cities population by the time he left for England, Aged 3.
He cant play on a regular basis due to his other footballing commitments but when he does play he brings alot to the team and he entertains his huge gay fan base.
Karl has only made two appearences but its pretty obvious the boy is blessed. Fancy footwork and good vision are a couple of his traits. If it wasnt for CFCs far to big squad we would love to see Karl playing week in week out.
