Ginger: Wowies, dese cabbages are heavy. Dat's a big hunka beef, too! Phelicity: Yup. We's gonna make E.T. a great St. Patrick's Day dinner! Ginger: I got us lotsa potatoes, I'll start cookin dem furst. Whew, I shoulda bought da peeled kind. Phelicity: Haff we got enuf pots? I gotta plop dis beef somewheres. Ginger: Oh my, won't dat be a nice dinner! We got so much of it tho! eeek! E.T.: I dunno about dis. Dem girls nefur cooked corned beef befur. (from the kitchen: rattle rattle Plop! eeeeek! bang!) E.T.: We could always call out fur pizza, I guess. Ginger: Okay, how do mew spose dey makes corned beef corned? Phelicity: Well, gots to be wif corn. Let's open da can of corn an rub it into da meat good. Ginger: Yeah, dat must be it. Den we'll cook da beef. Phelicity: Yeah, an we's sposed to cook da ..ulp..cabbages wif it. Ginger: Oh dear. In da same pot? Phelicity: Yup. It's okay, we can pour syrup on it or somethin. Ginger: Oopsy, watch your step! Phelicity: I furgot to warn mew, don't slip in da corn juice. Hmmm, know what? I gots a pizza crust. Ginger: Mew wouldn't! Corned beef an cabbage pizza? Phelicity: Sure, why not? Let's try it. Da oven's hot already fur Irish soda bread. Ginger: Okay, betcha E.T. will like it anyways. I heard him mumbling about pizza in der. Phelicity: Already? Is dem taters cooked? Let's put da .. umm, .. nicest parts on a platter. E.T.: Well, thank goodness I found da nipz beer! Wonder if da girls want any help. (from the kitchen: swoosh swoosh Crash! eeeek! sob! bonk!) E.T.: Uh.... maybe I'll just stay in here. I'm sure gettin hungry. Ginger: ...so we decided mew deserffed a ..uh... pizza, too. Phelicity: An here's da traditional corned beef dinner. An see my purrty soda bread? It's sweet, too. E.T.: Oh, dat looks wonderpurr. What's dem things in da bread, raisons? Ginger: Uh.... actually, dey's just purple grapes dat got a liddle..uh.. Phelicity: ..old. We can pick dem out. E.T.: I'm sure dis will be da bestest St. Patrick's Day dinner efur! But how come I'm da only one wearing green? Ginger: Because we look purrtier in pink, of course! Please take our card as a gift fur mew and haff a wonderpurr St. Patrick's Day! Click on the card below to visit our silly furriends Hunky an Dorie: