At Easter, the most dedicated of the Catjenists will undertake a much anticipated long awaited Pilgrimage to Jenland, the Motherland, also known as a sand dune in Morocco. As Catjenists are charitable folk, the Pilgrimage will be greatly beneficial, not just to those Catjenists involved, but also to lots of little children in Africa (who will hopefully grow up to one day be Catjenists themselves). This is because the first part of the pilgrimage (Leeds to Morocco) will incorporate a great deal of hitch-hiking in aid of Link Community Development. Obviously once we reach Moroccan shores, the hitch hiking is abandoned, in favour of the Catjenist favourite - the Camel! The journey to Jenland will then be made, we will visit the ancient capital city - Catitol, and converse with the natives in Freddish, before kneeling in awe at the feet of the sacred OX, which balances atop the sand dune. |