| CATPOOP! |
| Hello, and welcome to CATPOOP!'s official website (as opposed to all of the unofficial CATPOOP! websites out there). Our show which airs on TVTV, channel 11, the Treasure Valley's cable access station is, frankly, no prize. None of the actors are formally trained, the camera-work looks like it was done by a one-legged gorilla with an inner ear infection, and the "jokes" simply don't make any sense. Also, the audio is pretty bad. Most of you probably didn't even hear half of what was going on in our program. Having said all of that I must say, in my humble opinion, that CATPOOP! is, without a doubt, the best show that TVTV has ever aired. If you would like to contact us with any questions, comments, a hot stock tip, or if you found my car keys please e-mail us at: catpooptv@yahoo.com We will try to get back to you as soon as possible. Any e-mails that we receive become our property and may be read on the air during our next broadcast so keep it clean Chester! Thank you for watching our show. I'm sorry that you had to see that. -Albert Asker Executive Producer |
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| Special thanks to my wife, Kristin, who helped me re-design the website. It really looked like crap before she started helping me. Thanks, honey. |
| CATPOOP! is copyright 2001 Albert Asker. All original CATPOOP! stuff including the show, the website, the theme song, jokes, etc. are copyright 2001 by Albert Asker. All rights reserved. The stories, jokes, characters, and incidents portrayed on this website and the cable access television show are completely fictional. No actual persons, living or dead, are intended to be depicted, but for the purposes of satire, and should not be inferred. No reproduction is allowed with the consent of Albert Asker. CATPOOP! rules. Thank you. |
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| I shall call him ... Mini-Me. Here is Albert Asker and ... Albert Asker watering his, er ... their concrete lawn. Be sure to check out all the new pictures that we have up on the "Misc. Pictures" link below this box. Also, if you would like a free CATPOOP! bumpersticker please e-mail us at: catpooptv@yahoo.com. |
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| WHOA! Have you ever wondered what Albert Asker would look like with a shaved head? Well, here it is, bucko! Not a pretty sight, is it? Perhaps you will think twice about shaving your head after seeing this picture. I know I am. |