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Stray cats will
not be fed.
Stray cats will
not be fed anything, except dry cat food.
Stray cats will
not be fed anything, except dry cat food moistened with a little milk.
Stray cats will
not be fed anything, except dry cat food, moistened with warm milk, an
occasional treat, and leftover fish scraps.
Stray cats will
not be encouraged to make this house their permanent residence.
Stray cats will
not be petted, played with, picked up or cuddled unnecessarily.
Stray cats,
though petted, played with and cuddled unnecessarily, will not be given a name.
Stray cats,
with or without a name, will not be allowed inside the house at any
time.
Stray cats
allowed inside, will not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on
the furniture.
Stray cats will
not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on the good furniture
Stray cats will
be allowed on furniture but must sharpen their claws on the new sisal-rope
cat-scratching post with three perches.
Stray cats will
sleep outside.
Stray cats will
sleep in the garage.
Stray cats will
sleep in the house.
Stray cats will
sleep in a cardboard box lined with old blanket
Stray cats will
sleep in the Kitty-Comfort-Bed with non-allergic lamb's
wool pillow.
Stray cats will
not be allowed to sleep in our bed.
Stray cats will
not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers.
Stray cats will
not be allowed so sleep in our bed under the covers, except at the foot.
Stray cats will
not play on the desk.
Stray cats will
not play on the desk near the computer.
Stray cats are
forbidden to walk on the computer keyboard on the desk, when the human is
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