CHAAD'S
JOURNAL
03/17/04 - Happy Horny Day! Everything's green today...and I'm horny even! Imagine that...I bet you already were, you perv! So, the other day I got dressed up in my awesome pink shirt and dark pink stripped tie and applied at this new store going up at woodland mall, called "rave girl". Sounds retarded, I know...anyways this super hot girl was filling out an app in front of me, and she got up, then came back and wrote something back down, and I said "are you writing my number down?!" and acted like I was hiding my application from her...she laughed and said yea, that's what she was writing down, but I don't think it was. I'm pretty sure she thought I was a retard and that she was way out of my league or whatever, but that's her bad I guess...it turns out she was only 16! I thought she was 20 something! she was all tan, and had bleached hair, I think, an freckles, and the clothes she was wearing showed her lower back/hips and she was all tan...I was really frustrated, cause I thought I looked really good, and all day I seen all these pretty, hot, sexxxy girls and NONE of them gave me ANY attention at all. No smiles or hellos or anything. one girl gave me a look, but that was it, so I was feeling really shitty. I think I might get the job though, she said she'd probably call me in a few weeks, and she gave me her card and stuff...I don't know anything about this store, except it's called "rave" and they sell clothes an crap. Probably like any other stupid store in the mall (gadzooks, the buckle, etc.) Then I went to Hot Topic, and that was good for a laugh an a half. I was pissed too, everywhere in the mall there was PINK! I sported pink and black for awhile now, now I'll look trendy....oh well, I saw these nike shoes that I want reall real bad, they're womens shoes an they're called "rumble", they're black with a pink swoosh...and at Express I tried on the best jeans of my life, I want them too, they're only like 30 bucks and they were all out, so I could have them order one for me!
       Let's see....I got these RAD books from the library, you HAVE to check them out: Street Graphics TOKYO, by Barry Dawson. That's a bunch of pop culture from Japan. Goth sucks, but in Japan, the goth girls actually look really cool! "Swag", Rock Posters of the 90's,  by Spencer Drate has some really cool shit in it. My favorite is this poster by Darren Grealish and Tara McPherson for X. It's SOOO cool!!! I think I'll put it up on here, or somewhere...Then there's Confessions of the Guerrilla Girls, "how a bunch of masked avengers fight sexism & racism in the art world with facts, humor and fake fur". Plus, I've got Graphic Agitation, social and political graphics since the 60's by Liz McQuiston. I was gonna get this book awhile ago, but I had fines, and everytime I looked for it I couldn't find it, til' NOW! It was worth it too, it's awesome stuff...
        I went to this show at Skelletones which cost me on Ungodly 7 bucks. I only stayed for like 1/2 a band...I found out it was ska...then I found out it was a christian ska band. Needless to say, I didn't stay long....
p.s. ok, I might sell out and use one of those online journal things, since this entry took up, like 1/2 the page, so if I do, I'll make sure there's a link to it and stuff. I'm sure you'd be real worried if you couldn't read my journal, right?.......right? hey, where'd those crickets come from???
03/11/04 - Ok this is my first really real entry...hmm, today I got an email from Sue at Anabolic Videos (they make porn) who I emailed and told a little about my qualifications and a couple pictures of me, and a couple of my erect penus. She told me that I looked good and she gave me their # for if I was ever in L.A. I emailed her back asking her if she thought I'd be good an she says "From my experience, guys that usually make it into stars are good looking, (built) has a big dick, can stay hard when ever shooting, take charge, and can shoot a big load and or multi." I still don't know if I'd do it, but I know I could...
      Then I went to a comic shop, got some comics, then to Vertigo Music and I got AGAINST ME!, the eternal cowboy, on vinyl.. which actually sucks cause I won't have my record player for like another week, so I can't even listen to it yet!!!!!! grrrrrrrrr....And this dumbass that works there was telling me, "don't take this the wrong way, but I don't even listen to punk anymore" Ok thanks for the tip...Was I supposed to feel bad cause this fucking dork doesn't listen to "punk", and supposedly I do? I told him that I didnt really think Against ME were all that punk, and that I listen to whatever's good and he says "I don't even listen to any bands with guitars at all" What a fucking moron...oh that's cool, are you into synths? beep boop beep how lame.
      On the way out I gave this bum my mickey mouse boots (these big insulated rubber boots that astronauts and pilots use) cause it was snowing and cold and he was in a sleeping bag in this doorway asking me for change, but I didn't have none. He'll probably trade them for crack, but maybe he'll use em to keep his feet warm?
03/11/04 - Okay, today I put up this journal thing, so you guys can get all the juicy little tidbits about my amazing life...you'll laugh, you'll puke, you'll poop your pants...but that's not my fault! get a diaper. Anyways, I might do a real entry later today, but I've got some more stuff to do, so.....