| Jonathan Berger's Poetry: Poem of the Day |
| BLACK HAT Fine, fine, you win. I'm the bad guy. I wear the black hat. I am ritually insane. Yeah, that's me: I'm the insane man. I'm nutso. I'm the one who's done everything wrong. I'm the one wearing the black hat it's me you got it fine! Yeah. whatever. I'm the villain of the piece. I'm the dark crusader against justice. I buried Jimmy Hoffa – whatever you say. You're the victim, you're the hero, I am all that is wrong all that is evil all that is untrue… you got it. I admit it are you HAPPY? Yes, yes yes! I raped your mother when she was four. I was the second shooter – hell, I was the first shooter! I made a clone of Lee Harvey Oswald, just to throw Warren off my scent. You found me out. You discovered all of my evil schemes and you've gotten me to admit them so you are the greatest person of all time and I am the worst. Are we finished yet? |