| Jonathan Berger's Poetry: Poem of the Day |
| IF WE ALL GET TO HEAVEN If I ever get to heaven elevate through Cloud Nine past the Pearly Gates just beyond Gabriel’s horny post… If I ever get up so high I can’t see the ground I’m gonna look for you discover you uncover your celestial hiding place and I’m gonna spit in your eye and shit in your navel and I’ll scream out your hair and crush all your grapes and then drink them myself. And, even if it means immediate excommunication and a dastardly demotion to some more demonic domicile I will do it gladly just to have finally done you wrong. |