You grow on people....so does cancer.
If shit was music, you'd be an orchestra.
You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
He is so short that when it rains, he is always the last to know.
You really are as pretty as a picture. I know I'd love to hang you.
He's short, he'd be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
There are only two things I dislike about her - her faces.
Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?
I can tell that you are lying - your lips are moving.
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
She's the first in her family born without tail.
You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.
If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder - it would be an apocalypse!
Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.
Ordinarily people live and learn, but you, you just live.
You are not as bad as people say - you are much, much worse.
Her origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under her family tree.
I know you always have your ear to the ground. How's life in the gutter?
Talk is cheap. but that's OK - so are you.
You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.
Her mouth is dirtier than a rubber toilet seat.
He's better at sex than anyone. Now all he needs is a partner.
You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
You're the best at all you do- and all you do is make people hate you.
She has more faces than Mount Rushmore.
People would follow him anywhere.....but only out of morbid curiosity.
His personality's split so many ways, he goes for group therapy on his own.
If truth is stranger than fiction, then you must be truth!
If sex were fast food, you'd have and M-shaped arch over your head.
Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
I worship the ground that awaits your corpse.
You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but the hate that I feel for you is the real thing.
You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick.
I'd like to give you a going-away present.....First, you do your part.
Don't thank me for insulting you - it was a pleasure.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
I know you couldn't live without me, so I'll pay for the funeral.
Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much cheese.
I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
You are not even beneath my contempt.
I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit for the one thing you've done yourself?
I thought of you today. I was at the zoo.
Someone said that you were not fit to fuck pigs the other day. I stuck up for you, though. I told them you were.
I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory
He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe
I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.
I would ask you how old you are, but I reckon you can't count that high.
I would have like to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.
If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.
If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid..
I'm blonde. What's your excuse?
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
She has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.
Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like this guy just gargled.
Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.
That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
Whom am I calling 'stupid'? Good question. I don't know. What is your name?
Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.
Your verbosity is exceeded only by your total stupidity.
Fat? You're not fat, you're just ....oh, hell, OK. You are fat. Very fat indeed, in fact
She's so fat, she has the only car in town with stretch marks.
Hey, I remember you when you only had the one stomach.
She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book
He's so ugly, the robbers gave him their masks to wear.
You don't sweat much for such a fat guy.
I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
You're so fat that when you jumped up, you got stuck.
