The Humour of Life

Men have slow reflexes: usually a generation passes before they understand things!

Sometimes i feel like a magnet for misfortune!

The truth always comes to the surface. That is why it has to be put out to sea immediately!

Arthmetic is the ability to count to twenty without taking off your shoes!

I crashed into a contradiction, luckily i was going slow!

My "I" is exstinguished and is as soft as a two-day-old croissant!

The idiot falls on his back and scrapes his nose!

Why does X have to be equal to a number? What did it do wrong??

I didnt lie; i voluntarily participated in a disinformation campaign

Its hard to think freely, its easier to not think at all

Im not stupid, Im mentally free

In ancient times they wrote one word after another without interuption and that makes one shudder, but now they write nothing but punctuation marks without words

If life smiles at you, it had a stroke

I hate myself and have to live with myself 24 hours a day

To make great discoveries, other than being a great genius one must also be a bit silly. How could anyone think that an apple could fall upwards??

Everything has been written already, all you have to do is look it up and re-read it

If you are a liar, you had better have good memory

We are enriched by our reciprocate differences

There are well presented idioticies just as there are well dressed idiots!

Life can only be understood only by looking backward, but lived only by looking forward!

If you tell the truth you can be sure that sooner or later you will be found out

The only thing that keeps god from sending another Deluge is that the first one did not serve its purpose

What Ive learned I no longer know. What little i still know i have guessed by chance

Life is an experiment with an uncertain outcome

One likes Love more than marriage, for the same reason that one likes novels more than history books!

False Modesty is the most decent of of all the lies

Life is a storm but misfortune is a flash of lightning