scream 2: [Answering phone.] Sydney: Hello? Hello? Phone Voice: Hello Sidney. Sydney: Yes? Phone Voice: What's your favorite scary movie? Sydney: Who is this? Phone Voice: You tell me. Sydney: [picks up caller ID] Cory Gillis, 555-0176. Phone Voice: Shit! Sydney: Hot flash Cory... Phone Voice: Shit! Sydney: ...prank calls are a criminal offense prosecuted under penal code 653M. [Caller hangs up.] Sydney: Hope you enjoyed the movie. ___________________________________________________________________________________________ Scream 3: Dewey: The killer called her. Mark: When? Gale: What'd he say? Sidney: Oh you know the usual small talk. "What's new?" "How you been?" "How do you wanna die?" __----______-------______--------____________-----------------____________--------------__________----------- Jennifer: The way I see it, I've got no house, no bodyguard, no movie, and I'm being stalked. Because someone wants to kill me? No, because someone wants to kill you. So now, starting now, I go where you go. That way, if someone wants to kill me, I'll be with you, and since he really wants to kill you, he won't kill me, he'll kill you. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Scary Movie: Ray: What you talking about, I ain't gay! Bobby: But you took me to that club... Ray: They have great music there! Bobby: But you made love to me! Ray: Nah, you sucked my dick and that's it! ----------------                  _------------------------------                                           -------------------------------- Cindy Campbell: Look, if it's about that time I got drunk and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, alright? ______________                          _________________________                                      ________________ Cindy Campbell: We have to call the police! Ray: Forget it, I ain't going to jail! Greg: He's right! Cindy, do you know what they do to teens in jail? All of those sex-starved convicts waiting for a fresh piece of meat? Ray: On second thought, maybe we should call the police. -------------                     -------------------------                      ---------------------                       ---------------- Ray: [Dressing Brenda up in football clothes] Get your little sexy ass over here... [Brenda jumps in to the bed] Ray: Take it Brendan, take it Brendan... Brenda: Who?? Ray: Uhh, Brenda...! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   SCARY MOVIE 2: Shorty Meeks: [Walks over to a caged parrot] Hey! Wuz up, little guy? Polly wanna cracker? Little Bird: No, Polly wants yo momma's sweet ass!                                         ---------------------------------------- Megan Voorhees: [While possessed] Your mother sucks cocks in Hell! _____________________________________________________________________________________________ CRUEL INTENTIONS: Sebastian: I can't believe that there was a time in my life when all i could think about was... sex Dr. Greenbaum: That's no way to go through life                                                                                                                                                            Kathryn: I think that I'll go and take my new car for a ride. Sebastian: No, the only thing you'll be riding is me. _________________                               -----------------------------                       _______________________ Sebastian: You could be a model. It's too bad you're not sexy. ____________         -----------------------          __________________      ------------------ _________________ Sebastian: How IS your gold-digging whore of a mother enjoying Bali? Kathryn: She suspects your impotent, alcoholic father is diddling the maid. <<<<<<<<<<<<PAGE 1 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<page 2 <<<<<<<<<PAGE 3