By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher - Socrates Great question that I have not been able to answer is, "What does a woman want? - Freud "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. - Unknown I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. – Unknown By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher - Socrates Great question that I have not been able to answer is, "What does a woman want? - Freud "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. - Unknown I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. – Unknown |
Dutch Migrants from Holland interested in securing trade ties with Sri Lanka appealed to the Singhala authorities to grant permission to errect a fortress against Arab and British inveders to carry out their business without interuption. This Fotress stands in Galle - Sri Lanka for over 200 years. |
Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." |
Sarala Wins Best Child Actor Award HOLLYWOOD TRIBUTE: Hollywood’s Young Artist Foundation has presented the ‘Best Child Actor of the World in an international feature film’ Award to Sri Lankan child artist Sarala Kariyawasam for her role of a child widow in Deepa Mehta’s Water. Here Sarala being presented with the award. |