| Reporter: How many of you are bald, that you have to wear those wigs? George: I'm bald. Paul: Don't tell anyone, please. John: We're all bald, yeah. And deaf and dumb too. |
| I can really see them saying these things with a straight face...that would be worth a giggle... |
| Reporter: What do you do when you're cooped up in a hotel room between shows? George: We ice skate. |
| Reporter: Ringo, why do you wear two rings on each hand? Ringo: Cause I can't fit them through my nose. |
| Reporter: (to George) Hi, you're not married. George: No, I'm George. Reporter: Did you write "Ringo's Theme?" George: No, did you? You haven't been reading the little bits of paper, have you, that says who writes "Ringo's Theme?" |
| Reporter: Do you think your records are musical? John: Obviously they're musical. It's music. Reporter: All right, but what do you call it? Do you call it bossa nova, rock 'n roll? Paul: We try not to define it because we get so many wrong classifications of it, it's no use. We just call it...music? Even if you don't. Reporter: With a question mark? John: We'll leave that to the critics. Paul: With an exclamation mark. |
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