"Pa, just what can you do with a grown woman?"
(Opie)

"We defy the Mafia!!!"
(Barney)

"Get that gun outta your mouth."
(Andy)

"Fly a quail through here and every one of 'em would point."
(Barney)

"We thought about killing him, kind of hated to go that far."
(Briscoe Darlin)

"Oregano?"
(Andy)

"I reckon' the cellar would be downstairs."
(Gomer)

"Gomer get down there with them spiders!"
(Barney)

"I'll do it!"
(Goober)

"There ain't no gold. And don't be hanging around when that truck comes through"
(Barney)

"I guess that makes you sheriff now."
(Gomer to Barney)

"Call the man!"
(Andy to Aunt Bee)

"She's an eight cylinder, she'll take eight!"
(Gomer)

"You're so suave and you know just about everything there is; you've been
out with a waitress and even a registered nurse!"
(Gomer to Barney)

"You're not no account, Earnest T., you're not no account - you're just ignorant"
(Andy to Earnest T.)

"Pipe down, Otis"
(Barney to Otis)

One of the best things about watching THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW is hearing great lines that we
remember for years and years. My wife and I often use these and other lines from the show in everyday conversation around the house.
Ange, Barn, Gomer, Goober, Floyd and the gang came up with some real classics.
Take a look at a few of our favorites.
Email me with your favotire TAGS quote,..and I'll add it to the list.
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