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Can you guess what I did with my Sunday morning? I cleaned my room. What a tremendously fun thing to do with free time on the weekend. I would hate to be at the beach today. It's so much more fun cleaning your room. |
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I found a few lighters and some matches in my room while cleaning it. I really miss that grenade lighter. I got it in Chinatown in San Francisco for five bucks. Five fucking dollars for a torch. It worked so great for so long, but then it just stopped working. It worked perfectly for pipes because you could hold it at a perfect like 90 degree angle and arggggggg! I want one that works! |
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Well, after cleaning a really messy room, there's nothing more satisfying then a microwave safe bowl full of spaghettios. I picked up this can then treid to find a different one because the can says it has "a full serving of veggies and grains". Who wants healthy spaghettios? |
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Well, doesn't that just look appetizing? |
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I never did believe that old wives' tale that said if you look into a microwave you can get radiation. I always look right into that damn thing and I haven't needed kemotherapy. |
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Yup, it sure is tasty. Actually I got so sick of eating the spaghettios I couldn't finish the second half of the bowl. Now it's in my sink. I would ship it to starving children in China, but I don't like the Chinese. I'm just kidding, folks! |
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Well, I must be off to work shortly. In case you didn't know, I work at the fine institution named Jamba Juice. We sell fruit smoothies and healthy crap like that. I don't really care much for my job, but I've held it for about two and a half years. Maybe I should apply at Washington Mutual... |