Welcome, brethren, to the Church of the MOC Mimic. The Church does not appeal to everyone, though all are welcome. The Church was formed to provide a shelter for all those MLP followers that didn't quite feel....at home in the main community of Pony believers. Our teachings are unique and open-armed.
The Church's deity is the MOC Mimic, which we all know is out there, but none of us have seen or touched. All of our pony hunts lead us towards one illusive quarry- the hitherto unheard of MOC Mimic...in our hunts we have discovered MOC FF ponies, So Softs, Twice As Fancies, First Years, Flutter Ponies...we have stumbled across ponies with their lovely locks cut and tattered, and their bodies marred by imperfections inflicted by careless mortal hands. The purity of the MOC pony is to be marveled at, and the height of pony collecting, our ultimate aspiration, to stand before the MOC Mimic.
We invite you to explore our sancutary. |
