~"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

~"Thank God, it's only you. I thought someone was hitting a bag of cats against the wall." (Monica making fun of Phoebe's singing, Friends)

~"Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop." (Anonymous)

~I never felt like this with anyone before. You only have to smile and I'm dizzy. You make the world go round a thousand times an hour. Just touch my head and send me spinning. (Halo, The Cure)Aww, I love this song.

~How did we get this far apart? We used to be so close together. How did we get this far apart? I thought this love would last forever. (Apart, The Cure)

~Tracey: "Can I get the Chunky Chicken sandwich?" (At Tim Hortons)
Server: "The chunky chicken?"
Tracey: "Yes."
Server: "Chunky chicken?"
Tracey: "Yeah."
Server (goes away and comes back): "The chunky chicken?"
Me: "Are we on Candid Camera?"

Tracey: "...and a side of cheese sauce." (Taco Time drive thru.)
Server: "A side of, sorry?"
Tracey: "Cheese."
Server: "Sorry?"
Me and Tracey: "Cheeeeeeeese!!!!"Fuck, that was hilarious. By the time we got to the window we were laughing our asses off at the poor guy.

~"I never had any friends later on like those I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?" (Grown up Gordie, Stand By Me)

~Teddy: "This is my age. I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once."
Chris: "Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life." (Stand By Me)

~"Match in the gas tank...boom boom! Boom boom!" (Arnie, What's Eating Gilbert Grape)

~Got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see. Come together, right now, over me. (Come Together, The Beatles)

~Every artist is a cannibal. Every poet is a thief. (The Fly, U2)

~You just call out my name and you know where ever I am, I'll come running to see you again. (You've Got A Friend, James Taylor)

~"Hey, look. Peanut is playing the drums." *singing* "Everybody knooooows a little place called Kokomooooo..." (Me, holding my cat and waving her paws like she's playing the drums.)

~"I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here." (Homer Simpson)

~Homer: "Marge, where's that... metal dealy...you use to...dig...food..."
Marge: "You mean, a spoon?"
Homer: "Yeah, yeah!"

~"There you go again, always taking someone else's side. Flanders, the water department, God..." (Homer)

~Bart: "These uniforms suck!"
Marge: "Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?"
Homer: [on phone] ", Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked."
Marge: "Homer! Watch your mouth!"
Homer: "Aw, I gotta go. My damn weiner kids are listening."

~Roz: "John, what are we going to do when you retire? The whole department is going to fall apart."
Me: "Don't worry. I'll step up to take the reigns."
John: "You have the perfect attitude for it. *Imitating me* "Ahh, fuck it!"

~"Well, I don't know about you. You were putting "penis" on a policy." (Twila to me. I couldn't read Sherril's writing and a word looked like it said "penis" when it was really "pipes".)

~Betty: "Okay, you guys are only allowed five minutes to complain."
Me: "Pfft...yeah right. If we didn't complain we'd have nothing to talk about. 'It's too hot', 'It's too cold', 'It's too boring', 'I'm tired', 'I wanna go home'..."

~Always shouts out something obscene. Such a dirty old man. (Mean Mr. Mustard, The Beatles)

~Well do you, don't you want me to make you. I'm coming down fast but don't let me break you. Tell me tell me tell me the answer. You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer. (Helter Skelter, The Beatles)

~I'm in love for the first time. Don't you know it's gonna last. It's a love that lasts forever. It's a love that had no past. (Don't Let Me Down, The Beatles)

~Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies. (Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, The Beatles)I've always thought this line was really cool.

~In your eyes I see that perfect world. I hope that doesn't sound too weird. (Lost Together, Blue Rodeo)

~And I want all the world to know that your love's all I need. (same)

~His clothes are dirty but his hands are clean and you're the best thing that he's ever seen. (Lay Lady Lay, Bob Dylan)

~"Is a pretty girl...pretty girl wif big eyes named Peanie." (Me talking to Peanut)So, I have a soft heart. Sue me.

~Chandler: "Have you ever been with a woman?"
Rachel: "What? Chandler, what is wrong with you?"
Chandler: "So, there's never a good time to ask that question?"

~Roz: "John, Colleen's being really cheeky."
John: "Well, have you ever known a time when she wasn't cheeky?"
Me: "Hey, I was a sweetheart on my first day here."
John: "She used to be so quiet and it's just gone downhill since."

~I've been sitting here so long. Wasting time, just staring at the phone. And I was wondering should I call you. Then I thought maybe you're not alone. (One More Night, Phil Collins)

~Joe: "I like your ass."
Me: "That makes one of us."

~What's with these homies dissing my girl? (Buddy Holly, Weezer)I always get this line from this song in my head.

~Joe: "But, now I have you."
Me: "I'll take care of you." Awwwww.

~When I kiss your lips, ooh I start to shiver. Can't control the quivering inside. (Groovy Kind Of Love)

~"Well how about this way. I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out, I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich, I love when you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts, I love that after I've spent the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because its New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to begin as soon as possible." (Harry, When Harry Met Sally)