~ "Yeah, Eric. You do look like the Riddler. He's a Dumbass too." (Red, That 70s Show)

~ "If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom." (Chandler, Friends)

~ Susie: "Why do I want to put ice in my mouth and lick your body all over?"
Chandler: "Because I went to an all-boys high school and God is paying me back?" (Friends)

~ Jackie: "That's IT! We're women. We'll go with that!"
Nancy: "Good thing we all brought our ovaries." (Roseanne)

~ Dan: "Ah man, we're screwed!"
Roseanne: "No Dan. We are so far beyond screwed that the light from screwed will take 1 billion years to reach the earth." (Roseanne)

~ You always were the one to show me how. Back then I couldn't do the things that I can do now. This thing is slowly taking me apart. Grey would be the color if i had a heart. (Something I Can Never Have, Nine Inch Nails)

~ "We're geeks." (Monte to me)

~ I want you to notice when I'm not around. You're so fucking special. I wish I was special. (Creep, Radiohead)

~ You can have my isolation. You can have the hate that it brings. You can have my absence of faith. You can have my everything. (Closer, Nine Inch Nails)

~ "Wanna just be hermits with anxiety disorder and people bash until we are to old to remember who we are or what we have anxiety about." (Monte)

~ "Procrastionation is kinda like masterbation, feels good when you doing it but in the end you are really only fuckin yourself."

~ I came here with a load and it feels so much lighter now I met you. (Green Eyes, Coldplay)

~ Me: "Maybe he's still lying around on the same bedsheets."
Terrie: "Yuuuuuuck." (Inside joke)

~ I wonder where you are. I wonder if you think about me. (Your Wildest Dreams, Moody Blues)

~ "Well, if I hear any piano playing when I'm sleeping I'm going over and cramming the thing up their ass." (Me, about our new neighbours and their piano)

~ Maybe I shouldn't have called you first but I was dying to get to you. (Drove All Night, Cindy Lauper)

~ You think I only think about you when we’re both in the same room. You think I’m only here to witness the remains of love exhumed. You think we’re here to play a game of who loves more than whom. (Call and Answer, Barenaked Ladies)

~ "Just think where all the people who did drugs in high school are. Living in some apartment with six other guys. Long greasy hair and listening to Metallica." (Monte)

~ Me: "Why are you always lurking around here Ryan?"
Ryan: "Are you looking for trouble?"
Me: "Yeah. Meet me outside at four o'clock."
Ryan: "Behind the dumpster?"
Me: "I'll bring my big bag of marbles.

Ryan: "Stop bringing me work. You're annoying me today."
Me: "You annoy me all the time."

~ Sherril: "I hurt my finger. It feels like something is constantly poking me."
Me: "That didn't sound too good."
Ryan: "What...poking? You have a dirty mind!"

~ You're so gorgeous, I'll do anything. I'll kiss you from your feet to where your head begins. (Why Can't I Be You, The Cure)

~ DJ: "I'm bored."
Darlene: "And stupid. Don't forget stupid." (Roseanne)

~ "There's two minutes of my life I'll never get back." (Me, telling my friend about losing my virginity.)

~ "You fucking asshole! Why won't you do what I tell you to do?! I fucking hate this game!" (Another one of me playing Mario)

~ "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! This game is retarded." (Playing Diddy Kong Racing. Doesn't matter what I play, I get mad.)

~ "You're a real funny girl. Smartass." (Sherril to me)

~ "It would never have worked out anyways. We're too different. For one thing, he sucks and I don't." (Me, talking about Dave)

~ Aren't I just one big fucking ray of sunshine. (Wording on a shirt I have.)

~ I think you owe me a great big apology. (Terrible Lie, Nine Inch Nails)

~ Blaine: "Colleen love, what would you like to drink?"
Me: "I don't really feel like having anything."
Blaine: "You have to have something."
Me: "What the fuck? Am I in an after school special or something?"

~ "That's the heat that does that." (My dad says this everytime I say something is hot.)

~ "I don't wanna die here with you assholes. You guys suck!" (Cartman, Southpark)

~ "This thing is a schizophrenic piece of shit!" (Me, about the printer at work)

~ "Aaaaahhhhh I HATE you! I'll get you back for that." (Me, my sister jumped out at me after we finished watching some scarey show. And yeah, I got her back.)

~ "Tell her to shut her cum catcher." (Monte)



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