~There is no one left in the world that I can hold onto. There is really no one left at all. There is only you. (Trust, The Cure)

~Let's stay home, it's cold outside and I have so much to confide to you. With or without words I'll confide everything. (Here Is The House, Depeche Mode)

~What about the night we cried? Because there wasn't any reason left to keep it all inside. Never understood a word. But you were always there with a smile. (Here Today {Song For John}, Paul McCartney)

~I'm worst at what I do best and for this gift I feel blessed. (Smells Like Teen Spirit, Nirvan)

~"Ooh, I'll never eat chili again...woohoo CHILI!" (Homer Simpson)

~"And I live in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!" (Chris Farley as motivational speaker Matt Foley)

~"I'd have to say...ass spinchter says what...?" (Wayne Campbell, Wayne's World)

~Guy: "Hi is Colleen (insert last name here) there?"
Me: "No, she's not in right now."
Guy: "Oh, this is just a customer service call from the Bank of Montreal."
Me: "Okay, I'll tell her you called!" heh heh

~"I've been here since seven thirty. I'm getting a little loooopy." (Me at work)

~"Am I? Am I going crazy? Am I loooosing my mind?" (Ross, Friends)

~"She's seriously pissing me off. It's all I can do not to take my shoe off and beat her with it." (Me about one of my lovely coworkers.)

~"I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie or just finished lying...but not when I am telling the truth." (Homer Simpson)

~"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English." (Homer Simpson)

~"Forty seconds? But I want it now!" (Homer Simpson)

~"I've had plenty of Joe jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way. I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets." (Wayne Campbell, Wayne's World)

~"All right, remember -- alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!" (Robbie, Wedding Singer)

~"Now let's cut the stupid cake cause I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon." (Robbie, Wedding Singer)

~I'm never alone. I'm alone all the time. (Glycerine, Bush)

~"I could not possibly eat another bite of this cake...oh wait, yeah I can." (Cartman, SouthPark)

~"Oh what I'd give to throw a hammer through a plate glass window right about now." (Me)

~Twila: "Where do you want me to stick these...and don't say in the garbage or tell me to stick them up my ass."
Me: "Well, stick them up someone else's ass then." (At work)

~"Ask him if he has a turtle dick." (Me.)

~"Why do we always end up talking about dicks?" (Me to Terrie)

~"Watch where you're going you stupid bitch!" (Me yelling while driving.)

~"I hate you guys. Seriously." (Cartman)

~Another day in this fucked up life. Another struggle just to get through nine to five. Maybe it was only ego talking but I always thought we were innocent. (How Are You, David Usher)

~When you're weary, feeling small. When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all. I'm on your side when times get rough. And friends just can't be found. (Bridge Over Troubled Water, Simon and Garfunkel)

~If I never loved I never would have cried. (I Am A Rock, Simon and Garfunkel)

~You're filthy cute and baby you know it. (Cream, Prince)

~I know it's hard to keep an open heart when even friends seem out to harm you. But if you could heal a broken heart wouldn't time be out to charm you. (November Rain, Guns 'N Roses)

~I feel like no one ever told the truth to me. About growing up and what a struggle it would be. In my tangled state of mind I've been looking back to find where I went wrong. (Too Much Love Will Kill You, Queen) Possibly the only Queen song I really like.

~"Ah, fuck you, you anorexic whore." (Me)



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