The Quote Bank

• "Don't get mad ... get even." Cloakblade
  
  
• "So I say it in a prayer
  And hope my dreams will take it there
  Where the skies are blue, the sea is once again... my love.
  All the seasons coast to coast
  Find the place I love the most
  Where the fields are green, the sea is once again... my
  love...." Nitesilk
  
  
• "Opportunity knocks once, temptation barges in." Timburt the Cat King
  
  
• "Good luck follows you ... stop and let it catch up." Timburt the Cat King
  
  
• "Count your chickens before they hatch ... it'll save you time later." Cloakblade
  
  
• "...Heroes get remembered
  ...But legends
  never die...Mess with the
  best...Die like the
  rest...So it is
  written...And so it shall
  come to pass..." Vyan
  
  
• "If at first you don't succeed, deny you were ever trying in the first place." Timburt the Cat King
  
  
• "Sometimes it is perfectly logical to kill a fly with a sledgehammer" War Rayku
  
  
• "Don't steal ... the government hates competition" Relix
  
  
• "What we do now, will ehoe in eternety." Gladiator
  
  
• "If you don't have anything nice to say; you're normal." Cloakblade
  
  
• "The best things in life are free ... but eventually you'll have to pay the law suit." Cloakblade
  
  
• "Don't gossip on the farm; the corn has ears" Timburt the Cat King
  
  
• "Don't complain; when a dog barkes he drops his bone. (what a loser)" Timburt the Cat King
  
  
• "Have you ever stopped to think, and than forget to start again?" Relix
  
  
• "If you're going to copy somebody, copy them right." Cloakblade
  
  
• "When a scientist tells you there's trillions of stars in space; you believe them. But when someone tells you that that's wet paint on the wall, you have to touch it to be sure." Seifer
  
  
• "Why do they call it new and improved? If it's new, how can it be improved of something and if it is improved how can it be new?" War Rayku
  
  
• "Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil!!!" Weasel
  
  
• "Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are." Iron Chef
  
  
• "If at first you don't suceed, sky diving isn't for you." Zulei
  
  
• "You'll lose a duel if you're enemy comes expecting a war." Weasel
  
  
• "Sacred cows make the best burgers." Zulei
  
  
• "My mind is like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in 37 states." Zulei
  
  
• "To aquire knowledge one must study, but to aquire wisdom, one must observe." Weasel
  
  
• "If u cant convince 'um, confuse 'um." Weasel
  
  
• "Chaos? Disorder? Mass destruction? Catastrophe? My work here is done." Weasel
  
  
• "Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies." Zulei
  
  
• "If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?" Zulei
  
  
• "Why do they put Braille dots on the drive-up ATM?" Zulei
  
  
• "If pro and con are opposites, is Congress the opposite of progress?" Zulei
  
  
• "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." Zulei
  
  
• "Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts." Zulei
  
  
• "So what's the speed of dark?" Zulei
  
  
• "Water is life, or perhaps it is just something to wash it down with." Weasel
  
  
• "Most spiders wait pateintly for their prey to arrive. Most spiders aren't forty feet tall." Weasel
  
  
• "A man running in front of a car gets tired a man who runs behind a car gets exahsted." Weasel
  
  
• "Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?" Zulei
  
  
• "How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path." Unknown
  
  
• "How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it." Unknown
  
  
• "What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!" Unknown
  
  
• "What do you call a boomerang that doesent come back? A stick." Unknown
  
  
• "What do you call Santas helpers? Subordinate clauses." Unknown