| How I Made Tihs Site |
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| This is a quick walkthrough that should teach you much about how this site was built. As you can see, this will be guided by the Noid. As you can also see, you must press start to continue. |
| In the beginning, I was dropped on a random warf in New York City, so I just kind of started making my way toward land while killing things with my yo-yo and avoiding water because I die if my feet get wet. |
| When I reached the land, I was confronted with a challenge from who seemed to be the resident pizza eating champion who gave me two choices: eat more pizza than him or die. I quickly mastered his game and defeted him to move onward toward my goal of the internet. |
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| Once in the city itself, I quickly found the computer tower which was, for some unknown reason, taken over by the street gang from West Side Story. This really didn't seem to be my day, did it? |