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Dear Mr. Gates:
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Date: Mon, 29 January 2007 12:40 WesternIndonesiaTime Subject: Paris' "Political" Response
Sunday 14 January 2007, my friend Bagyo sent an e-mail to the Gemilang 77 mailing list groups of my ex-senior high school friends, containing some political matters. The title is ‘What is Politics’ and the content opened with: Is Our Country in a Political Condition Such as This?? And here is the content, the original is in MS Power Point animation :
A son asked his father: "Dad, what is politics ?" Dad said: "Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the Capitalist. Your mother administrates the money, therefore she is the Government. Grandpa watches everything, therefore he is the Union. Our maid is the Working Class. We all want just one thing, your well-being. Therefore you are the People. And your smaller brother who is still in his nappy, is the Future." "Did you understand that my son?" The little one thinks, and tells his father he wanted to sleep it over for one night. During the night the boy wakes up, because his younger brother produces something with an unbearable smell from his nappy and is crying. As he doesn‘t know what to do, he goes into the bedroom of his parents. But there is only his mother in her bed, and she is so fast asleep that he does not succeed in waking her up. So he goes into the bedroom of the maid where he finds his father having fun with her, and grandpa watching them secretly through the window !!!! All of them are so engaged that they don‘t realize that the boy is standing in front of them. So the boy decides to go to bed again without having been able to solve the problem. Next morning the father asks his son if he is able to explain with a few words what politics is. "Yes," answers the son. "The Capitalist abuses the Working Class. The Union watches without doing anything, while the Government sleeps. The People are completely ingnored. And the Future is in the shit. That‘s politics."
My response to that letter of my friend Bagyo was: "It was horrible, Mr. Bagyo, therefore I prefer not to enter the politics, I’d better become a painting artist, painting Paris Hilton, to make sure I would not get the vote from the people here to become a politician. Because Paris Hilton is known as a bad girl, Indonesian people would never want to vote for me if they knew I were close to Paris Hilton,……ha-ha-ha……. Beside there must be plenty of other good politicians here, so I have no obligation to become a politician."
A few days later on January 25, 2007, I found the news about Paris Hilton’s new website, Parisexposed.com, containing some sensual photos of her. As if she was supporting my decision of getting closer to her to avoid myself of becoming a politician. Thank you Paris........
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Thank's, A.M. Firmansyah Tel. +62812 183 1538
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