Look at this- I’m Lickity Split
I have my own grooming kit
Won’t go to bed until my point is said.
Yes I am LICKITY SPLIT!

Watch it!
Yes I am Magic Star
I won’t listen to you BLAH
Won’t come along,
Until you admit your wrong
My heart, to my own self

I don’t tease, or make quirks, and you,
might think I smirk but I get ill from just one laugh line
Keep your filthy hooves,
Off my dancing moves
Would you pull that stuff with Magesty?

To all who hate me-I’m ready to sue!
I know what you want to do.
A good spank and a crib has to do the dib
But NO! I am Lickity Split!

Paws! Ribs! Just let me be!
That is not the pony way-See?
Just keep on your cool,
I’m for no one to drool.

Hey! Get this!
I am just plain Lickity Split!

~~

Pony Nights-Always a blast!
Pony Nights-blew through so fast!
Met a pony-cute as can be!
Met a pony gorgeous to me!
Pony days, drifting away
Auah! On a ponies night!

Tell me more tell me more,
Did ya get the facts right?
Tell me more Tell me more,
Yep! He’s cute outta sight

I was at a shop, She strolled by!
He smiled at me-I nearly died…
We connected, like MOCS and money!
He was as sweet, sweet as pure honey!
Pony fun… somethings begun..
Auah! On a ponies night

Tell me more, tell me more,
Did you share a soda?
Tell me more tell me more
Yes-It was cola!

We went mountain climbing
It was so cool!
We went shopping,
pony clothes for all
We made out, not under any doubt!
We stayed out! Until 8 o’clock!
Pony fling… Maybe does mean a thing
But for a pony night!

Tell me more tell me more
Did he try the clothes on?
Tell me more tell me more,
Yeah! That’s what made it so fun!

Went to the beach holding my hooves!
She showed me her sexy dancing moves!
He was sweet! Until the end!
She showed me what it was to live again.
Ponies meet-get to be sweet.
But oh for a pony night!

Tell me more tell me more
Did he really mean it all?
Tell me more tell me more
Of course-he was so cool!

School started..
That’s were it ended,
But we promised to still stay friends.
And we made our true love go
Those amazing eyes-what do they show?
Pony dreams ripped, as it seemed.

But ohhh for those pony nights!

Tell me more tell me more…….

~~

I’ve got chills they’re multiplying and I am losing control!
Cause the power-you supplying-It’s a ponyfrying!

We are together, like we were meant to do
I can finally count on you!
We are together, like a pony dream!
A true love or so it seems.

So what is this pony left to do?

YOU’RE THE ONE THAT I WANT,
THE ONE THAT I WANT
OOO OOO OOO HONEY!
YOU’RE THE ONE THAT I WANT
THE ONE THAT I WANT
SO MUCH IT ISN’T FUNNY
“ “ “ “
“ “ “ “

I want to need oh yes indeed!

If you feel our connection,
So Lickity Split might feel unsure
That aint matter cause you’re here
My direction…

I BETTER SHAPE UP
CAUSE YOU NEED A PONY
YEAH I AM SO LONELY
AND YOU CAN KEEP ME SATISFIED
“” “” “” “”
IF I GOT TO DO
BETTER DO
WHAT A PONY HAS TO DO
AND I AM SURE WE’LL BE JUST FINE

CHOROUS X3

I want to need oh yes indeed!

If Dream Valley is too public
And Cloud 9 too enclosed
We can go to our own Paradise
Feel your way..

~~

Stranded at Scoops..
Stranded-it’s uncool
What will they say?
That I am a fool?

Baby…
Can’t you see? I am actually teary
I made a boo and you gave me the clue
Now I am in misery
You’re a star and now we are apart
Caught by ice cream spoons. Oh yyyyyy
You left me.. My baby!

Oh baby, someday I’ll realise why I’m wrong
With high school, outta the way,
Our two worlds will be one.
Pony dreams will be forever just you and me
Oh please. Heavy hooves. Come back for me!

Honey, my darling
Oh you took my heart
You stole it away
And made my world so happy and gay.
Believe me when I say
I’m hopeless without you.. I’m at bay.

Love has flown away from us,
I sit and wonder yyyyy
Was it us? Ohhh baby!

Baby!
Baby!

Whyyyyyyyy…

~~

You are 16, going on 17 you know that you’re pretty,
People you meet, comment you look sweet
And of course you believe.
You are 16 going on 17,
Maybe it’s time to think
Better be careful, not silly and dareful,
Young ponies are on the brink

Totally unprepared are you,
To face the world of adults,
So watch and learn as I do,
Of things beyond your care.

You need someone older and wiser,
Telling you what to do.
I am 19 going on 20
I will be your guru

I am 16 going on 17 and I realize I am pretty.
People I meet do say I am sweet
And of course I believe.
I am 16 going on 17
But hey! I can make my own hats
I have the power to make men follow me just at a look at
Their caps.
So totally unprepared am I? To face the world of grown-ups.
You’re forgetting young sir. I am responsible and careful, of things beyond my care.
So I need someone older and wiser?
Bossing me what to do.
I’ll just tell you one thing-do that and I will definitely sue!

~~

Warm woolly bushwollies.
Free ice creams at Scoops
Bright pretty flowers
And flying double loops
Ribbons that are tied with bouncy curly strings.
These are a few of my favourite things.

Nice pink combs
And cute sparkle lotion
To do a flying cross all in one motion.
To get pony kisses sent from close friends.
The favourite things in Ponyland that never end!

Ponies in white hats
And cute cuddly cats
Lace and tinsel and
All what is in fashion.
Auburn cute autumns that
Cruise in from summer.
These are things that are never a bummer.

When the smooze hits,
When the flutters go,
When you feeling down
Just simply remember your favourite things
And then you won’t be wearing a frown!

REPEAT

~~

Lets start at the very beginning..
A very good place to start!
When you read you do this!
Yes Lickity Split!
When you sing you sing this!
Pony ray me, Pony ray me
The first notes just happen to be.
Pony Ray Me.

A pony, a friend, a helping friend!
Ray the sunshine that never ends.
Me, the person that is singing this tune,
Far, Oh Lickity don’t be a goon!
Sow, A needle pulling thread,
La, Yes, hun, we’ll soon go to bed!
Tea? No I think you’re too young!

That will bring us back to BED!

~~

She never climbs a tree and DOESN’T scrap her knee!
Her coat has no tears.
Instead of going to the park,
She would rather do her hair!
IS this really healthy?
For a girl so young? Is it fair?
Sugarberry is no reason to be crabby now mares!

She’s never late for anything,
Could that really be true?
She’s never seen looking bad,
And if she has, no one knew
I really hate to gossip,
And I know this is cruel
But Sugarberry needn’t anymore go to a manner school!

I’d like to say a word on her behalf,
The little one makes me laugh!

How do solve a beauty like this one?
How do you let her go to have fun?
Oh how to make her childish
And immature and sillish. Oh dear!

Merrier things you know you’d like to tell her,
Merrier things she ought to understand.
To go and have fun,
Not wait for adults or anyone.
How do you make her understand?
Oh how do you solve a beauty like this one?
How do you make her have fun?
She is having none..

When I’m with her I am confused,
Amazed but sort of bemused.
She is like talking to a textbook.
She is gentle she is kind
But she is never bad or does mind.
She’s a darling but a sad one,
Like a lamb.
She would not pester even a pest,
Nor take eggs out of nests.
She couldn’t even be rude to her parents!
She’s not an adult, she’s a baby
Do you realise? Only Maybe.
She’s a headache! She’s a bore!
She’s one of us!

CHOROUS

~~

Why this car is automatic,
Ponymatic!
She’s raceomatic!

Why it’s RACINLIGHTIN!

RACINLIGHTIN!

We’ll move ahead, get outta our way!
Go racer, go go racer!
Fuel injections show her off to all the pretty girls!
How did you get the money? I mean how….
With my job being nice, and the rhythm was all right!
I made it to my office and she was waiting at the door!
RACINLIGHTIN!

GO RACE LIGHTIN RACING UP THE STREETS ALL MORE
RACE LIGHTIN, GO GO GO!
GO RACE LIGHTIN YOUR GONNA KNOCK THE OTHERS TO THE FLOOR!
“” “” “”
It’s supreme. Now we all got chicks to dream.
Oh racelightin!!!

We’ll roll to Scoops and grab an ice cream,
And rock n roll to the cars brakes screech.
When our busting chops mode is back,
We have just got the nack!
Gonna roll the city dead!
She’s a real cool mumbo
“”’ “”’ “”

CHROUS

::clapping::

CHROUS!

~~

MOULIN ROUGE

I met him down an old alleyway,
Where he was flashing his stuff for the street
He saw me all, sugar and pie
All wrapped up so neat.

COOCHI COROUS

He sat in a booth while I freshened up,
Then he grabbed me-acting all tough
I take no crap, that’s my pony way,

CHROUS

He can do it, got the money in the bank,
But I am no ones sugar pie
To hug and spank.
I am an independent pony,
Some mistake me for a whore
But I did it for free, cause I did love and adore.
Because that’s you and I am sorry,
But when you hear my pour you should bring a brolly
I am cool dang girl gonna keep saying No
No matter wat you can do.

CHROUS

MARMALADE…

While you drink wine with beautiful taste
I pull my point out-post haste
I don’t need your time you only need mine

MY REAL LOVE IS HOME DOING MIGHTY FINE
NOW I AM HERE LISTENING TO you WHINE
TURN OFF THAT SWEET OLD ACT AND SAY
MORE MORE MORE!!!

CHROUS

I AM HIS LADY MARMALADE

CHOROUS