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"I'm rich BITCH!" - Dave Chapelle "Ama me fideliter! Fidem meam noto: De corde totaliter Et ex mente tota, Sum presentialiter Absens in remota. Meaning of Latin: love me faithfully! See how I am faithful: With all my heart And all my soul I am with you Though I am far away." - Carmina Burana, "Omnia Sol Temperat" "Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life."- Burton Hills "When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy." - Anon. "Olive!" Jarod Harmon "Cry Me a River, build me a bridge, and get the fuck over it!"- Ashlee Brehm "Do you wanna fucking cookie?" - ashlee brehm "I see you quiver with anti-ci-pation" - Dr.Frankenfurter "Communication is key" - Sarah Williamson "You can't have everything in life" - Unknown Eat Shit and die BITCH!" - Dave R and Adrian "I'm straight" - Dave R and Adrian "Shut the fuck up!" - Dave and Adrian "Spooge!!!" - Katie Bodden "Nice!" - Katie Bodden "Super, Thanks for asking!" - Katie Bodden "The road to a friend's house is never long" - Danish Proverb "A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same" - Elbert Hubbard "The real test of friendship is: can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple?" - Eugene Kennedy "Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. Its not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendhsip, you really haven't learned anything." - Muhammad Ali "Dude support me!" - Sarah Williamson "Dude don't be the person who wears the concert t-shirt to the concert"- Janelle Landon (also from a movie) "YAY I like green jello!" - Ashlee Brehm "Do you know any one special?" - Ashlee Brehm "To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance." - Buddha "I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive." - Henry Miller "Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy." - Cynthia Nelms "Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says: 'I need you because I love you.'" - Erich Fromm "Nunc scio quit sit amor. Meaning of Latin: Now I know what love is." - Virgil "You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." - Buddha "Fear less,Hope more,Whine less,Breathe more,Talk less,Say more,Hate less,Love more,and all good things are yours."-Swedish proverb "Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up." - Anon. "Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment." - Buddha "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on." - Robert Frost "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." - Mahatma Gandhi "Don't take life seriously because you can't come out of it alive." - Warren Miller "The true test of character is not how much we know how to do, but how we behave when we don't know what to do." - John Holt "It's good to shut up sometimes." - Marcel Marceau "He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever." - Chinese Proverb "Un croquis vaut mieux qu'un long discours. Meaning of Latin: A picture is worth a thousand words."- Napoleon "Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircle the world." - Albert Einstein "The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself." -John Ciardi "An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get a bottle of stout." - Unknown "The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another." - Samuel Johnson "I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way by getting out of it as soon as I possibly could." George Shaw "Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers." Unknown "We are shapped by our thought; we become what we think. When the mind is pure,joy follows like a shadow that never leaves." - Buddha "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt "Hold up, wait a minute, let me put some pimping in it!"- Adrian Strong "Sweet!" - Katie Bodden "Freak" - Katie and Sarah "Rightttttttttttt" - Janelle Lanson "Sluha" - Alex Matar "I don't have time for this!!!" - Sarah Williamson "We can go 0 to 60 in 4 days." - Alissa Madson "Fair Enough" - Adrian Strong and Dave Romstad "Would you be my friend if..." - Sarah Williamson "A friend is som one who sees through you an still enjoys the view." - Wilma Askins "I've always looked at friends as the family we choose." - Joan Lunden "When I have a problem, my bestfriend doesn't tell me what to do. She just says things that help me make the right decisions." - Alecia Elliott "You know everything about the other. You are comfortable and there are no secrets." - Jennifer Aniston "Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color." - Unknown "You show people what you're willing to fight for when you fight for your friends." - Hillary Clinton "Its the friends you can call at 4A.M. that matter" - Marlene Dietrich "I'm at the age where I need friends to support me and keep me interesting in my old days." - Natalie Portman "A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself." - Frances Ward Weller "I've had moments of not speaking to people, but thats the way it goes. Friendships , if they are true, are resilient, and you bounce back, and having a falling out just adds another layer to them." - Madonna "I never realized what a decent companion I am to myself." - Drew Barrymore "It's just a matter of really taking time out for friends. Even it it's two minutes just to call and check in." - Christina Aguilera "Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy." - Gary Busey "Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence." - King Vidor "I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jemelry." - Rita Rudner "Marriages are made in heaven. But then again so is thunder, lighting, tornados and hail." - Unknown "High school students are the largest oppressed minority in America." - Jerry Rubin "Don't agonize. Organize." - Florynce Kennedy "How long can we live with a constitution that is ambiguous about equality for every citizen when the simple addition of a few words will ou things right?" - Alan Alda "Si Non Oscillas Noli Tintin Nare. Translation: If you don't swing, don't ring." - Sign on door of the Playboy Mansion. "The whole country is one vast insane asylum and they're letting the worst patients run the place. " -Robert Welch "Cheese- Milk's leap toward immortality." - Clifton Fadiman "I have nothing to offer anybody expectMy own confusion." - Jack Kerouac "Confusion is mightier than the sword." - Abbie Hoffman "Speed will turn you into your parents." - Frank Zappa "If you at first don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it." - W.C. Fields "All dancing is a replacement for sex." - Mick Jagger "I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference." - Jack Kerouac "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." -J.F.K "History is a rentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try and hold fast is to be swept aside." - J.F.K "One fifth of the people are against everything all of the time." -JFK "What does my hair-do have to do with my husband's ability to be preseident?"- Jaccie Kennedy "Is there such a thing as Shoppers Anonymous?" - JFK (after receiving a $40,000 bill for his wife's clothes) I've had an exciting life. I married for love and got a little money along with it." - Rose Kennedy "My views on birth control are some what distorted by the fact that I was seventh of nin children." - Robert F. Kennedy "There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business fromn there." - Colonel Sanders "So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of money?" - Ayn Rand "The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing by other people's rules, while you quietly play by your own." - Michael Korda "I have no money, no resources, no hopes, and I'm the happiest man alive." - Henry Miller "A lot of fellows nowdays have a B.A., M.D., or a Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B." - Fats Domino "Acting is largely a matter of farting about in disguises." - Peter O'Toole "The Amazing thing about moving pictures is the enormous number of nonentities who work together to make something any normal half-wit would prefer not to make in the first place." - Unknown "Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter into a pimp." - Tom Clancy "Hollywood is asunny place for shady people." - Ferenc Molnar "Polyester - the word that describes tacky for all time." - New York Times "If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them." Sue Crafton "The Royal Family... you can't live with them, and the Irish can't seem to blow them up." - Bill Maher "The best contraceptive for old people is nudity." - Phyllis Diller "Of all the things I miss, the thing I miss the most if my mind." - Lotus Weinstock "When I think of my dad as a little boy, I tend to think of him in black and white." - Unknown "Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been." - Mark Twain "Diapers backwards spells repaid. Think about it." - Marshall McLuhan "A good speech, like a woman's skirt, should be long enought o cover the subject, but short enough to create interest." - Unknown "Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person." - Mark Twain "I'm no that old, I was just born before a lot of other people." - Unknown "You can live to be a hundred , if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." -Woody Allen "Nothing in fine print is ever good news." - Andy Rooney "Don't be humble. You're not that great." - Golda Meir "How can you be expected to govern a country that has 246 kinds of cheese?" - Charles de Gaulle "Delta stands for Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive." - Unknown "A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents." - Unknown "Keep in mind... to a dog you are family, to a cat you are staff." - Unknown "The Ten Commandments don't tell you what you ought to do: they only put ideas into your head!" - Elizabeth Bibeszo "I envy people who drink- at least they know what to blame everything on." - Oscar Levant "I'd hate to be a teetotalar. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day." - Dean Martin "Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink." - Unknown "He who laughs, lasts." - Mary Poole "It was a woman who drove me to drink and you know... I never even thanked her." - W.C. Fields "There is nothing wrong with soberiety in moderation." - John Ciardi "Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your children." - Sam Levenson "I think dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it." - Mary Karr
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