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| Is that reeeally you in that pic on the main page of this website? |
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| Yes, I must admit that is really me. When I used to chat online back in 1998, that was a question frequently asked. I have no idea why. Seems if you don't have 8,000 facial piercings or have an online shrine built to whichever dead rock'n'roll icon you happen to worship, people have a hard time taking stock in what you say or do. |
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| Can you read? If so, what? |
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| I've been reading for the last 25 years and I enjoy a great many books, comics, magazines, cereal boxes, and various assorted health and beauty product containers when I'm taking a respite in the "little politician's room". Some of my favourites include: The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Hobbit, Alice In Wonderland, and Shreddies. Oh, and I love JTHM and Squee!, by the incomparable Jhonen Vasquez...who, my sources tell me, had a hand in creating yet another cult figure, G.I.R. Oh yea, and his master, Zim. |
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| You use too many big words. Why do you hate me? |
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| Sorry about that. I just do. |
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| Awwww....*shriek!* IT'S A *FISHIE*!!!!! <pause> Can I have your love child? |
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| Um.....no. |
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| OK, you are insane, sitting at your computer making up questions that don't really make sense. You're frightening the children. Doesn't that bother you? |
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| I have a perfectly good excuse for acting this way. I pulled an iron off an ironing board onto my head when I was two. This is also the primary reason why I have never shaved my head. Thirdly, I like frightening children. It's how I get my kicks. Next question? |
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| This is your mother. Why do you never write, call, or fax? I hope your children turn out just...like...you. |
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| Oooo...hate mail! Unfortunately, there is no way to answer this question that wouldn't get my ass seriously kicked. So I'll discreetly back...away..... |
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| Why are you such a dork? |
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| Because being a dork enables me to walk down the street and giggle out loud from time to time, without fear of reprimand. Plus it's really way too much damn fun. If you weren't so bloody uptight, I'd tell you more about it, but I'm afraid that as you are, your social attitude wouldn't allow you to understand me. |
| The above questions are fictitious. I made them up in a sleep-deprived state one night. However, there is a chance for you to ask me legitimate questions!! If you would like your question answered by Fish, (yes he really does exist!) then simply click the link above and fill out the form that's presented. GO FISH! |
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| If the question form does not work, email me and I will attempt to fix it. ~Fish |
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