1.    FIRST NAME: Kristoffer-Jon
2.    NICKNAMES: Fishie, Fish, Psh, Phichee
3.    HEIGHT: 5'9"
4.    SHOE SIZE: 8 or 9, depending on the shoe.
5.    DOB: December 17, 1978
6.    WHAT'S YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: Sagittarius
7.    BIRTHPLACE: Victoria General, Victoria, BC, Canada
8.    WHERE DO YOU LIVE NOW? Victoria, BC, Canada
9.    PARENT(S): One dad and one mom. They're sure neat!
10.  SIBLINGS: Nope, just got myself!
11.   WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE? Me. Although I've been told I look like several different celebrities.
12.   PET(S): My friend's bird stays in my room because it's warmer up here. Even though he's not mine, he's just about the cutest birdie EVER! I also just recently received a betta fish as a gift. He's super cool!
13.   FAVOURITE ANIMAL(S): I have developed this near-obsession with pugs. I think they're just about the cutest animals on the planet!
14.   LENO OR LETTERMAN? It's a toss-up, really.
15.   FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: Almost anything Star Trek. I do enjoy watching several different shows on TLC, like What Not To Wear.
16.   FAVOURITE CARTOON: Hmmmm... the Simpsons, Family Guy and Invader Zim would have to be the only cartoons I watch.
17.   FAVOURITE TV COMMERCIALS: Don't have any.
18.   FAVOURITE MOVIE YOU'VE SEEN RECENTLY: I strongly recommend The Passion of the Christ!
19.   FAVOURITE MOVIE(S): Misery, Labyrinth, Princess Bride, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the one with Johnny Depp), most of the Star Trek movies, Fluke, and Rocky Horror Picture Show.
20.   FAVOURITE ACTOR/ACTRESS: Patrick Stewart, Mike Myers, Jack Nicholson... I can't think of any more right now.
21.   ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF: Self-aware.
22.   SCHOOL: Um, none at the moment.
23.   FUTURE SCHOOL: Perhaps.
24.   FAVOURITE SUBJECT(S) IN SCHOOL: English, Music, Theatre, Social Studies.
25.   LEAST FAVOURITE SUBJECT(S) IN SCHOOL: Math, Science, P.E.
26.   BEST FRIEND: Is it wrong of me to have more than one?
27.   SWEET OR SOUR: Sweet, but not too much so.
28.   FAVOURITE CANDY: Not a big candy fan these days.
29.   FAVOURITE CEREAL: Cheerios, Shreddies, Corn Flakes, and Raisin Bran.
30.   FAVOURITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR(S): Vanilla, chocolate, and a recently discovered Chocolate Chip Mint!
31.   FAVOURITE FAMILY GAMES: Trivial Pursuit, Scrabble, and Yahtzee.
32.   CHARLIE BROWN OR CALVIN & HOBBES? Calvin was the comic I always related to. Charlie Brown was cute, but always overly so.
33.   HOBBIES: I collect spores, moulds, and fungus.
34.   THINGS YOU COLLECT: I collect coins and dust (both foreign and domestic).
35.   DO YOU DRINK? Of course! Replenishing the body's fluids daily is kinda required!
36.   FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Rum and Pepsi, and Irish Creme on the rocks (or sometimes just straight).
37.   COKE OR PEPSI? Pepsi.
38.   ROOT BEER OR DR. PEPPER? Root Beer. But only if there's no Pepsi.
39.   FAVOURITE SOFT DRINK: See question 37.
40.   WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? I don't know if they make these anymore, but I always loved the Rain, Meteor, and Lightening ones.
41.   WHAT DO YOU DRINK? Water, mostly.
42.   FAVOURITE BODY PART(S) ON A GUY/GIRL: Girl: hands, hips/butt, boobs. Guy: not really sure... shoulders? And I really appreciate a bright smile.
43.   ANY TATTOOS? AND WHERE, AND OF WHAT? Noe! Needlies are evil!
44.   PIERCINGS? AND WHERE? I have to admit to finally changing my view on this one. About a year or so ago I got my left ear pierced. Oh, the huge manatee! (That one's for you, Dori)
45.   WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN? My skin.
46.   WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Carpet. And a whole buncha stuff that I have no room for elsewhere.
47.   HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Usually two.
48.   DO YOU HAVE A PERSONAL PHONE LINE? Nada.
49.   DO YOU HAVE A PAGER OR A CELL PHONE? No.
50.   HOW MANY E-MAIL ADDRESSES DO YOU HAVE? Three. One for business, one for when I sign up for stuff online, and one for the people who are too lazy  to change my email in their address book.
51.   WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A mouse? <squeek>
52.   DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Most of the time. Except when I go to type "it's delicious" and end up typing "ur;a swkwxuiya".
53.   CABLE OR NO? That would be an affirmative on both TV and the Internet.
54.   WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CHAIN LETTERS? Grrrr...
55.   DO YOU GET YOUR NEWS FROM NEWSPAPERS OR TV? Mostly TV.
56.   PERSONAL QUOTE: "Fish! I'm a fishie fish, and I blub blub blub, and I blub blub blub. Ding."
57.   BEST ADVICE: From me to anyone who ever reads this. And if there's only one serious thing about this whole survey, it's this right here: "If you ever find yourself wondering how you'll ever succeed, just remember to look up at that pinpoint of light. When life is so bad that you can't take it, that light will be your salvation. Reach for it, and keep in your heart that God loves you and will always be there to pick you up when you fall."
58.   WORDS AND PHRASES YOU OVERUSE: "Heh", "You need to...[fill in here]",  "Meekrob", "Moogi Woogi oh so Shoogi", "Neato!", "YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!"
59.   WHAT'S THE NEATEST THING ABOUT YOUR ROOM? WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Oh.... um, you were serious?
60.   FAVOURITE THING TO GET CLEAN: Me.
61.   NON-SPORT ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY: Singing, and riding my bike. (I don't consider just riding it a "sport").
62.   DREAM CAR: A navy blue Mazda Miata.
63.   TYPE OF CAR YOU DRIVE NOW: Nothing but the feets on the ends of me ankles or my bike (my bike has feet?) get me from where I left to where I need to be.
64.   WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? My only car, y'mean. A forest-green 1977 Chrysler Cordova. Huge thing it was. Had an 8-track player in the dash and an 8-track cassette in the glove compartment. What was the cassette? Why, Lawrence Welk and his Champagne Orchestra, of course!
65.   DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? My bike? Certainly!
66.   DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Only if I spin around a lot in a tight circle.
67.   ROLLER COASTERS - SCARY OR EXCITING? Absolutely LOVE roller coasters!
68.   PEN OR PENCIL? Use pens for EVERYTHING. Unless I'm making up a schedule, then I use a pencil. They're very handy if I make a mistake.
69.   ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Righty. I used to be ambidextrous when I was 4-5.
70.   DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Noe.
71.   STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? SInce I saw my first prairie storm, the ones here in BC are purdy wimpy. But yea, I love them.
72.   FAVOURITE THING TO DO IN THE SPRING: Get twitterpated.
73.   FAVOURITE THING TO DO IN THE SUMMER: Get a tan, and enjoy the hours of endless heat!
74.   FAVOURITE THING TO DO IN THE FALL: Traipse among the leaves and breathe in the crisp fall air.
75.   FAVOURITE THING TO DO IN THE WINTER: Sit in front of a blazing fire with a warm sweater on, a good book in one hand, a cup of tea in the other and a peaceful snowfall outside my window.
76.   WHERE DO YOU WORK? I work in a store. Sometimes I question my level of sanity... and then other times I question the squirrel with the political-science degree during my break.
77.   WHERE DO YOU SHOP? Wherever money is accepted.
78.   FAVOURITE THING TO WEAR: Clothes. I'm not one of those nudist freaks.
79.   FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING: Would have to be that one, right over there. See it?
80.   FAVOURITE COLOUR(S): Green and purple.
81.   FAVOURITE PEOPLE TO TALK TO ONLINE: Cindy, Alli, Erika, my cousins Owen and Brittany, and various others that pop on from time to time.
82.   DO YOU SMOKE? Only when I think too hard.
83.   HAVE YOU HAD YOUR APPENDIX OR TONSILS REMOVED? I've had my tonsils AND adenoids out. Appendix still hasn't given me any  trouble.
84.   FAVOURITE PLACE TO VISIT: The oceanside.
85.   FAVOURITE PLACE TO CHILL: Victoria.
86.   LIVING ARRANGEMENT: I live in that place.
87.   WHAT ARE ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM? Stuff.
88.   FAVOURITE FAMILY MEMBERS: Shhh... don't tell anyone, but I do have them.
89.   DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Of course!
90.   DO YOU EAT PAINT CHIPS? The salt'n'vinegar ones are particularly good. Try one?
91.   ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU? Compared to what/when?
92.   WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Ugh. What time is it?
93.   FAVOURITE TYPE OF MUSIC: Most everything except hiphop/rap, country, and death/heavy metal.
94.   DO YOU WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN? No.
95.   FAVOURITE ALBUM YOU OWN: Marianas Trench's new album, entitled "Fix Me".
96.   PEOPLE YOU HATE: I have a list. Don't worry about it.
97.   FAVOURITE FOOD: BBQ chicken, with steamed veggies and possibly a greek or mexican rice dish.
98.   IF YOU WERE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND AND COULD ONLY HAVE FIVE (5) THINGS, WHAT WOULD THEY BE? 1) a log house, 2) 100 billion dollars, 3) a private jet, 4) a beautiful brunette, 5) cable.
99.   DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yes.
100. FAVOURITE RESTAURANTS: I have a bit of an addiction to sushi. So I go to places like Yoshi Sushi a lot.
101. BEST PICK-UP LINE: Don't have one, actually.
102. WHO IS THE HOTTEST GUY/GIRL IN THE WORLD? Now, realistically.... does it LOOK like I know everyone in the world?
103. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SALAD DRESSING? Ranch or any oil/vinegar vinaigrette. I don't know or care if my second choice is redundant.
104. CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Both.
105. SHOWER OR BATH? Shower definitely.
106. SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER: I use a 2-in-1 combo.
107. ONE PILLOW OR TWO: Two. I love me neck support.
108. WHEN YOU DIE DO YOU WANT TO BE BURIED OR BURNED? I want all my usable organs and tissues (now with lotion to prevent chafing!) donated, and then cremated. My body, not my organs.
109. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS? Yes.
110. IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU LIVE? Anywhere I was truly happy.
111. IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING PROFESSIONALLY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Sing. Actually I'd love to write a book.
112. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Hmmmm... Jhonen Vasquez. I wouldn't mind meeting Jesus Christ either. If I could meet them both at the same time, I'd probably keel over with unbelievable gas pain, but it'd be so worth it.
113. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Either bright green or bright red.
114. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes.
115. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUIJA BOARDS? Never tried one. Not sure I want to, either.
116. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Rejection. Spiders. Falling from great heights. Naturally deep water.
117. THINGS YOU OBSESS OVER: My looks, probably. I like to look my best when I go out someplace.
118. DO YOU STRESS OUT EASILY? Not really.
119. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK: They're all basically the same.
120. FAVOURITE SMELLS: Naturally clean body smells.
121. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Peace, calm, love.
122. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: No feeling.
123. A TEACHER YOU HATE: You're persistent about getting your monkey paws on that list, aren't you?
124. FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: Of all time? Phantom of the Opera.
125. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE DISNEY MOVIE? Finding Nemo. At least I think Disney did it. No, wait...it was Pixar, wasn't it? Curse you and your mind-controlling attempts. Get out of my house.
126. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON? All of them.
127. WHAT TOPPING DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PIZZA? Pizza is bad, m'kay?
128. DO/DID YOU LIKE YOUR SCHOOL FOOD? Only when they had A&W or pizza day.
129. FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: It's not a magazine, but JTHM, Squee!, I Feel Sick, and FillerBunny 1&2 are favourites of mine.
130. FAVOURITE BOOK: "Illusions" by Richard Bach.
131. WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE AUTHOR? J.R.R. Tolkien.
132. FAVOURITE FLOWER(S): Anything colourful and summery.
133. FAVOURITE NUMBER(S): 4 and 7 and sometimes combinations like 47.
134. WHO WAS YOUR FIRST CRUSH? Lisa Bonita in Grade 5. That seems like a million years ago.
135. ARE YOU GOING TO GET MARRIED? Not right now. Maybe someday.
136. WHAT KIND OF GUYS/GIRLS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO? Anyone who has a genuine love for life, and a good sense of humour. One who can laugh at the little things and not get stressed out over nothing. One who has a plan on where they want to go in life, not just floating around waiting for life to kick them in the ass.
137. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? This would imply that I've committed a crime. Which I haven't.
138. WHAT'S THE SCARIEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE? Not too sure about this one. I'll come back to it.
139. WHAT'S YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT? Not sharing!
140. DO YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE? Not really. I tend to feel really bad about it when I do, so I don't.
141. HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY-DIPPING? No, but I did have a shower with a couple of girls in my life (not at the same time tho).
142. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Learn to think outside the box more.
143. FAVOURITE TOOTHPASTE: Colgate Total.
144. DO YOU EAT BREAKFAST FIRST, *THEN* BRUSH YOUR TEETH? Depends on where I'm going that day. If I am going to be out and about for a while, then sometimes I'll brush and then eat. If I'm starving, I'll eat first and then brush.
145. FAVOURITE HOLIDAY(S): Christmas, New Year's Day, Hallowe'en, and Canada Day.
146. FAVOURITE TIME OF YEAR: Winter.
147. FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY: 8:41 and 47 seconds.
148. WHAT IS YOUR BAD TIME OF DAY? My bad time of day? I guess when I have just sneezed and then someone sticks a pickle up my nose.
149. FAVOURITE THING TO DO ON YOUR WEEKEND? I don't really have a day off, because I try to fill all my days off. My plan is to one day have all the free time to spare. I'm working on building my own business through USANA, so  within a two-three year span, get back to me, and see how I'm doing.
150. CAN A GUY AND A GIRL BE "JUST FRIENDS"? God, I hope so.
151. DO YOU ASK THE GUY/GIRL OUT, OR DO YOU WAIT FOR THEM TO COME TO YOU? Yes.
152. DO YOU MIND PAYING FOR A DATE? Not at all. In fact, I feel guilty if I don't (unless it's been pre-arranged beforehand that the other person wants to pay for the meal).
153. WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN SOMEONE'S PERSONALITY? Intelligence, and humility.
154. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NAME FOR A BABY? Boy: Alistair. Girl: Crystal.
155. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT? Don't really have one.
156. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH? Figure skating.
157. ADIDAS, NIKE, OR REEBOK? NONE! Um...I think mine are Merrells. Easily the most comfortable shoes on the planet, I swear.
158. FAVOURITE PERFUME/COLOGNE: I currently wear nothing at all. Heheh, that's almost dirty, what I said.
159. OCEANS OR MOUNTAINS? An oceanside with a view of the mountains.
160. THE BEST GIFT YOU'VE EVER GIVEN: I stayed up till about 3 am on Christmas Eve one year, sewing my (then) girlfriend's cat's name on her cat bed. I'll never forget the look on her face when she saw it. <smile>
161. THE BEST GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED: The gift of life.
162. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Depends on how fast I'm drinking it.
163. IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHICH WOULD IT BE? Are you saying I'm a tool???
164. FAVOURITE QUOTE(S): "How can anyone so smart be so stupid?"
165. IF YOU GOT THE CHANCE TO SEE SOMEONE YOU BARELY EVER SEE, WHO WOULD IT BE? My cousin Brittany.
166. WHO ARE THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE YOU KNOW? Dori, Erika, and LIsa Kell.
167. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SONG OR SONGS? The entire Extreme - III Sides To Every Story album, Style - by Prince (Emancipation album)... the list goes on and on.
168. WHO IS YOUR SUNSHINE, AND WHO MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST? I don't know if I want to divulge that info just like that. You have to gain my trust a bit more.
169. WHO DO YOU LOVE? Just about everyone I know.
170. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT THE EYES ARE THE WINDOWS TO THE SOUL? Yes.
171. WHO DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN READING THIS QUOTE? "IF FOR EVERY TIME I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU I GOT A FLOWER, I COULD WALK FOREVER IN MY GARDEN." Alli, but only because she loves gardens. <smile>
172. HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO FINISH THIS LETTER? Exactly half as long as it took you to read it.
173. HOW DO YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW? Grateful that I'm just about done. This is gonna be a bitch to format for my website.
174. CAN YOU THINK OF A QUESTION YOU WOULD ADD TO THE LIST? Naw, 174 questions are enough, doncha think?
This is my Ultimate SuperSurvey! What happened was, my friend Dori pieced together several surveys that were received in the email at some point and made it into one BIG one! Then me, being the thieving pirate that I am, copied the entire thing onto my computer and proceeded to fill it in with my own answers. It took exactly three-quarters of a nano-second, but I did it. YAY! Never again will I fill out another survey! I'll simply direct all inquiries to this here page, in the hopes that all may become better educated in  the Fish.