nick.b.

he's funny

Zorgo

Diary of a spanker

Email Nick and tell him to give me a phone call once in awhile.

email nick

I still consider Nick a good friend of mine even though I can't rely on him for anything. I've know him since we both
attended Rancho San Justo Junior High School in Hollister, California (USA)

Zorgo

Hello, my colon has just interupted the emergency broadcast system with a Blurhap... another soiling of my pants, and I think about how many sets of clothing I have ruined by letting my alter-ego be released as a form of noxious gasses of watery insides.

Well, anyway this is Nathan's Homepage with my intent scribbles of my knowledge, here is something to think about while you are tossing and turning at night...
I have also seen the mighty shlong. Fear not my friend I too have had my ass harassed by aliens from the planet Zorgo. I find them to be a somewhat hostile
race of beings. In particular their fetish for Crunchberries while making fun of old people trying to crap. It is strange, but I like it.

The quote of the day comes from my balding Uncle Alfonso; he said "Nigel, there are some things in life, such as shaving your pubic hair, which can get you into trouble. When you expose your female side by shaving what clinical science would call your bikini line, you open yourself up for criticism. Criticism from neighborhood kids questioning you on those strange marks beside your nutsack. Or in gym class: those Mexicans laughing at the absence of a foreskin. My point is you can't judge a brand of razor ntil you try it." I miss those immortal words of my friend and longtime uncle Alfonse. He doesen't talk much now. He tried to eat broken glass at our family reuinion and cut off half of his tongue. Since he had problems getting an erection before, his wife left him for the half tounge he didn't have. I guess that's just the way it goes. I hope this little bit about Uncle Alfonso doesen't lead you to believe he is a pussy or a looser. He actually had sex with Wilt Camberlain, and two other women at one time...
but that is a different story.

The views of Nick are views of Nick and not necessarily those of reality or of Nate.