Sir, I notice with regret that you have slipped back into your slovenly ways, updating your site once in a blue moon, and yet again it falls on me to set the record straight on the events of the last couple of weeks. So what's new ? The BBC continue to screen our cup heroics in the insane hope that we will be dumped out by a bunch of nobodies. Apparently they thought that Stoke City, a team consisting of 9 Icelandic nobodies, Bolton's 3rd choice goalie and a ginger, could raise their kick and rush game to beat Europe's premier cup outfit. Bunch of cunts. So we have been paired with Arsenal in the cup. Last time we went to Highbury in the cup we spanked them 5-0, their heaviest home defeat in any competition since 1935. Food for thought. As a medical professional it is obvious to me that Fergie is suffering from an acute behavioral disorder. First he gets into hot water with a south African lady in the back of his motor (shades of Clayton Blackmore), then he nearly puts out Beckham's eye in a freak accident. Now I know that Fergie rubs a lot of people up the wrong way (South African ladies?) but I would ask you all to put your personal views aside and give a little support to a man struggling with internal demons. After all, who wouldn't want to give Becks a slap ? Bryan has recently been in Singapore, appearing in clubs, dancing for money and being interviewed. He is mystified as to why the Irish FA did not offer him the job. Perhaps it's got something to do with your managerial track record Bry: spending 272 million quid to narrowly avoid relegation is David O'Leary-style ineptitude. And you wonder why they selected an Irishman, who has had such staggering success with their under-21 side? My advice to you, Bryan, would be to open a sports bar in Moss Side and entertain the punters with stories about how Utd once beat City. Muppet. So Jimmy has pledged to spend to the rest of his career at Chelsea. Well done Jimmy Floyd, you know it's the right decision as we are on the verge of total European domination. Stick with us, lad, and you'll go far. Now I have long suspected that Sven is a bit of a practical joker but I never quite realized the lengths to which he was prepared to go.. Danny Mills over Le Saux is a strange choice, but Matthew Upson and Ledley King ahead of John Terry ?? Fucking hell, Sven, either you know fuck nothing about football or you are taking the piss big-time. Which is it ?
You see my point ?
Dr Les.
Yes I do, Les. Very well put. Are you Harry Harris in disguise ?
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