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How man trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because the world revolves around them!
Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still.
Somebody who knows how to play the trumpet, but doesn't.
Just one, but he'll do it too loudly.
Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
The doorbell shrieks!
He's too sensitive.
"But Johnny, you can't do both."
Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.
Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.
To get away from the trumpet players.
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.
"Would you like fries with that?"
Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how Louie Armstrong would have done it.
Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ?
They never know when to come in.
Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.
Put a sheet of music in front of him.
Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.
So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
Because a man blows in it, but only God knows what comes out of it.
Oh, about twenty yards on a good day.
None. They have a machine that does that now.
The knock always speeds up.
You can tune a '57 Chevy.
Yeah, it took two hours to get the drummer out.
Last Updated December 11, 1996 by the webmaster.