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The Undertaker's Horoscope
March 24, 1962
Aries-Scorpio
I have to say it, but no one will really care. Mars and Pluto meet here. Mars is the planet of energy, and Pluto is the mysterious planet of regeneration. That is a lot to contend with in one body. This man reeks of self-respect. He is imposing in a quiet way. His co-workers know it. He is energetic, sky high and rock bottom. You are dealing with a man of depth here. He draws people to him like a magnet. You will never guess what is going on inside this man the entire time he is attracting people. He worries. He gets headaches. He will never tell you about this, unless it is to ask for an asprin. He is not trying to be macho, he just prefers to keep it to himself. And, while he will patiently listen to your worries and his children problems, he will keep his to himself. When he loves someone, it is with a white hot fire. Nothing would be too difficult to prove his love and devotion. He cannot give too much to his love, as long as she does not ask for his independence, or too much of his savings. You can give this man lots of rope, he will not hang himself with it; he won't cheat while his lover is out of town. What he wants in return is devotion and loyalty. He is a faithful husband. Sleep around on him and it is all over. Nothing frivolous attacks him for long. Oh, dark magenta colors, mysterious glances, black garters will get his attention; but his belief that you will find him irresistible, nearly flawless, and more often than anyone could ever guess. He doesn't want to make a lot of changes in his life, but his moon keeps him busy reorganizing the way he lives from time to time. He lives strictly by rules, I know of one who actually has an alcoholic drink a day. It consists of a table spoon of alcohol swirled in a glass before bedtime. He says it is the right amount to relax the blood vessels. He also does his back excercises on the floor while conversing with company. It all goes back to the mysterious energy. Another Aries, a Leo or a Pisces can be swept away by him. He needs a Scorpio. Don't bother working on this one. He will find you.

His Illumination: Enormous self-respect
His Darkside: Parculiar habits

This horoscope was taken from THE BOOK OF LOVERS by Carolyn Reynolds
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