The Essential Guide to (Almost) Everything

Get more out of life by enlightening yourself about all the world's greatest things!

Realistically, this page will never be finished.

I started in 1998; we are now at 2003 and less than 10% complete. But there is a football section which at least has some stuff in it, and there is my lovely section devoted to Bo'ness United.

As for other gubbins, well, don't hold your breath, but I might compile a list of links for you at some point if I can be arsed. Goodnight, and thank you.