Chaos Homepage
If you're reading this, you either know me, or made up a random address, if so, you have quite an imagination.Welcome to the Chaos Homepage!
Our beloved captains: Eric Lord (LW) (C) (RD) (LD)
Matt Fornabaio (me) (LD) (LW) (C)
Ken Poudrier (Bomber) (RW) (C)
Supporting cast Chris Salogub (Goober) (RD) (RA)
Mike Spinnelli (Star Center) (RA)
Joe Laureni (Goal) (LW) (RD)
Alfredo Blanco (RD) (C) (Goal)
Gino Savo (C) (LW)
Mike Molacari (LD) (RD)
Anthony Ferrante (LD) (RD)
Ringers Kevin Emerich
Jeff Billie
Matt Kauth
Paul
This page is (for now) supposed to be devoted to Chaos scores. Well, we've only played one game, and, well, we suck. We got our butts handed to us on a silver platter.
On top of that, we lost to a team called Aint Nothing but a G Thang Baby. We are humiliated.
Our newest player, Gino Savo, scored four goals in the second and third periods. That's really all there is to tell, other than the fact that our goalies took a beating, as did the rest of us.
Stars of the game
- Gino Savo
- Alfredo Blanco (Fred White)
- Joe Laureni
Chaos 3.....Tim McCarver Syndrome 3 OT
Gino Savo had another hat trick tonight, giving him seven goals, while as a team, Chaos has accumulated seven goals. Our goalie, Joe Laureni played the entire game, making at least thirty saves, so we were not at all upset when he missed a couple of goals. Our star center, Mike Spinelli, proved his worth tonight with his playing skills and his leadership, bringing order to a team which seemed in a word, "chaotic."
Stars of the game.
- Gino Savo
- Joe Laureni
- Mike Spinelli
Noble Hearts 6 -- Chaos 3
We acquired a new player from Hughes Hall named Anthony Ferrante. A ringer, who played defensive ice hockey in high school, he scored our second goal. Gino Savo scored the other two giving him a total of nine goals. How many times did he score? Nine times. We opened up the game with a one goal lead, when the Noble Hearts tied the score at one. We exchanged goals until the end of the second period, at which point we were tied at three. Their third goal was scored in anger when less than a minute before, the referrees called a no goal on them when they tried to score through the goal net. At the buzzer, Savo took a shot from the blue line, zipping past the goalie, and tieing the game. In the third period, the Noble Hearts decided to get physical and began slashing and butt-ending as often as they could. They scored three goals in a row, the first two from the crease, and the last one on a legal screen. Chaos feels disappointed, because had the players who promised to play shown up, we might have had a chance.
Stars of the game
- Gino Savo
- Anthony Ferrante
- Matt Fornabaio
Ricks 11 Chaos 1
Ok, so we went an entire season of four games without actually
winning a game. So shoot us. No, that's not smart to say in
the Bronx. But we are happy that we were never shut out.
The reason we lost by ten goals in our last game is that we
did not have our star Gino Savo. He was, like most of our
team, (see ringer section) not available to play. We had to
go out into the wilderness that they call Bronx Park to
recruit new players on the spot. "Hey You, wanna play?"
After we got several puzzled looks, we changed our plan.
Our only goal was scored by a man known only as Paul.
This is not a joke. We do not know his last name. Blanco
knows, but we are too lazy to get up and ask him.
At least we can laugh about it, and say, with a glimmer of hope
Chaos Will Return!!
Chaos' final record: 0/3/1
If you want to see something really scary from someone who knows who to do this stuff, visit my bro at
Mike's page o' fun.
Email me at forna@worldnet.att.net in the meantime.
Please come back soon and visit me.
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